Most stupid thing I (or Bernard) have done in SH3
 

Hi all!

I think it is time to share our stupid stories... Like crash diving in ports, blowing up tanks under surface ships and etc.

When I started playing SHIII, I sank my boat dozens of times when I crashed to pier when returning from patrol.:oops:

And then you told Bernard to clean his glasses?;)

No Brewster,

Dowly kicked bernhard out of his boat...and since then Bernard is screwing us up....he's an nightmare to have in ur Uboat while shaddowing an Convoy...especially when you pull the safety off ur Torpedo Launch controlls

Yours must be a FORGERY!

Bernard is in my boat, and though he dies every time he still is there!!!

Brewster,

Dowly is an nice guy, but believe me
He could have an Secret German Lab, where he cloned Bernhard 100 Times and he spread them out with just one goal

''One Bernhard on Each U Boat, To Screw them all!''
(Lord of the Rings Background Music)

Could be worse...Bernard got onto my U-70 on my first career, and somehow managed to persuade the chief to let him near the surfacing controls...he surfaced us right in the middle of a British task force! Here we are, in the middle of the Med, grid CG-something, and we're stalking two British battleships (I was in my trusty IXB with six tubes, was going to put three torpedoes into each battleship), then all of a sudden, we break surface, and my IWO starts yelling "Warship spotted, close, moving fast!" I get up to the bridge, and the next thing i see is two BBs, six DDs, a CL, and a trio of MTBs. I yell down, "BERNARD!!!" and then we all got blasted to smithereens. :(

Now, the moment I see Bernard, I'm going to pop him in the back of the head with my Luger. If it weren't for his stupidity, I would've racked up 82,000 tons in a matter of minutes (probably would've been able to sink the light cruiser too).


::takes out baseball bat:: Die Bernard! Die!

Welcome aboard; but if you're going to ask something like that shouldn't you start with one of your own (especially when you said "our" stupid stories)?

Mine was just recently ... My flak gunners were having a ball dropping constant incomming Sunderland search planes .. every so often that little screen poped up saying " Aircraft spotted sir " which I always clicked " attack " or whatever it says ..
I was down below of course checking for any damage when I got that warning screen and didn't bother to read it.. Just clicked to have them attack it.... heard my deck gun going off and run up to the deck to see a destoyer bearing down on me about 2000 meters away firing like mad with my deck gunners all dead and one flak gunner wounded and about 30 % hull damage ..... I at least got away after a crash dive and some quick turns and decoys launched ............

Well, its surfacing incident with me also: stupid B. suggested surfacing in the middle of some port in England at dawn (after I fired all my fish into two T2s and two C2s) to finish rest of docked ships with a deck gun.... But I was almost instantly hit hard by shore turrets... Almost got killed, but managed to get out (H.I. <50%)...

Although my crew is always checked for Bernard,he somehow managed to slip in some time ago...i let him in charge of the command-room after i had just raided a port in England.Looks like Bernard had no ideea of the sub-nets in the area,and when he hit them he thought that a warship had fired on us ,and,he decided to crash-dive ,but he neglected to ask for the depth under the keel ,that was about 20 m ,so you might imagine what the result was.After we managed to get home,bernard took a long walk off a short pier.

Mine must be firing topedos at nothing. I keep hiting the Enter key to get out of time compression:oops: .
This is the way it's done in CAOD (still the best U-boat sim to date).
So I can imagine what this would be like in real life:

-Nice calm sea, in the middle of the Atlantic, all is quite-
Kaleun: ''Fire a torpedo.''
WO: ''Sir?''
Kaleun: '' yes, fire a torpedo now. ''
WO: '' But...errr...ok...''

forget i was diving untill its too late > (

So is Bernard our Davy Jones? Our Flying Dutchman, demon from the depths?Evil Curse???

Probably all of them:D