Lets start an 'advice for life' thread - Page 4

Jimbuna · 10-13-13, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
If you don't take it out and use it
It's going to rust

So that's what the marriage councellor was referring to

Sailor Steve · 10-13-13, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Well I didn't notice that it even registered with anybody...

Just because one sees something it doesn't mean one always finds it that funny.

Just because someone finds something funny it doesn't mean one always feels the need to comment on it.

TarJak · 10-13-13, 03:42 PM

Try? There is no try. Only do or not do.

10-13-13, 08:09 PM

When you are trying to get hired full time?
Don't tell the other 2 Guys after the same job they are working too fast for you so slow down.
They WILL throw you under the Bus!!

That's real life and happened here just a day ago!!

TarJak · 10-14-13, 02:43 AM

When opening a YubbaBubbles thread engage your BS filter.

Jimbuna · 10-14-13, 04:17 AM

Too many people buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have to impress people they don’t know.

Red October1984 · 10-14-13, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Just because one sees something it doesn't mean one always finds it that funny.

Just because someone finds something funny it doesn't mean one always feels the need to comment on it.

Oh...it's not funny to me...

I heard the whole tacocat thing probably 6,000 times in a week this summer.

There was this ridiculously annoying girl at church camp that I wish would just GET AWAY! Every third word out of her mouth was Tacocat, YOLO, or Forreal. Usually followed by a terribly annoying laugh.

Anyway, here's my advice for today.

Zombieland Rules

1 Cardio
2 The Double Tap
3 Beware of Bathrooms
4 Wear Seat Belts
5 No Attachments
6 The “Skillet”
7 Travel Light
8 Get a Kick Ass Partner
9 With your Bare Hands
10 Don’t Swing Low
11 Use Your Foot
12 Bounty Paper Towels
13 Shake it Off
14 Always carry a change of underwear
15 Bowling Ball
16 Opportunity Knocks
17 Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18 Limber Up
19 Break it Up
20 It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21 Avoid Strip Clubs
22 When in doubt Know your way out
23 Zipplock
24 Use your thumbs
25 Shoot First
26 A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27 Incoming!
28 Double-Knot your Shoes
29 The Buddy System
30 Pack your stain stick
31 Check the back seat
32 Enjoy the little things
33 Swiss army Knife

Wolferz · 10-14-13, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Oh...it's not funny to me...

I heard the whole tacocat thing probably 6,000 times in a week this summer.

There was this ridiculously annoying girl at church camp that I wish would just GET AWAY! Every third word out of her mouth was Tacocat, YOLO, or Forreal. Usually followed by a terribly annoying laugh.

Preacher's daughter looking to be deflowered maybe?

nyuk nyuk nyuk

Quote:

Anyway, here's my advice for today.

Zombieland Rules

1 Cardio
2 The Double Tap
3 Beware of Bathrooms
4 Wear Seat Belts
5 No Attachments
6 The “Skillet”
7 Travel Light
8 Get a Kick Ass Partner
9 With your Bare Hands
10 Don’t Swing Low
11 Use Your Foot
12 Bounty Paper Towels
13 Shake it Off
14 Always carry a change of underwear
15 Bowling Ball
16 Opportunity Knocks
17 Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18 Limber Up
19 Break it Up
20 It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21 Avoid Strip Clubs
22 When in doubt Know your way out
23 Zipplock
24 Use your thumbs
25 Shoot First
26 A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27 Incoming!
28 Double-Knot your Shoes
29 The Buddy System
30 Pack your stain stick
31 Check the back seat
32 Enjoy the little things
33 Swiss army Knife

All things every good Boy Scout, Jedi Knight and Zombie Hunter knows.

Tango589 · 10-14-13, 03:05 PM

If you're changing your car wheel and knock the wheel nuts down the drain, take one nut off each remaining wheel and use them. Three wheel nuts on each wheel is enough to get you home.

(Don't blame me if this ends in disaster)

u crank · 10-14-13, 03:37 PM

Happy wife, happy life.

Red October1984 · 10-14-13, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Preacher's daughter looking to be deflowered maybe?

nyuk nyuk nyuk

Ah...no...at least not by me.

I was a Jr. Counselor...this girl was my Sr. Counselor's Girlfriend and Arts/Crafts Assistant.

She complained every day when I took off Crafts for my hour off.

Was ridiculously annoying...

Quote:

All things every good Boy Scout, Jedi Knight and Zombie Hunter knows.

I'm only one of the three...

But I've got others that are equivalent.

swamprat69er · 10-14-13, 11:33 PM

Told to me by my father, "If it smells bad, don't eat it"

Armistead · 10-14-13, 11:53 PM

Wear brown underwear......

Jimbuna · 10-15-13, 07:55 AM

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Wolferz · 10-15-13, 08:30 AM

Ya' mean (boyscout handbook) yer actually "Brave, Clean and... Reverent"!???

( then you'll need a closer shave

Sorry, it's against my religion to shave.

10-14-13, 04:17 AM	#51
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,801 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Too many people buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have to impress people they don’t know. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-14-13, 03:05 PM	#54
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	If you're changing your car wheel and knock the wheel nuts down the drain, take one nut off each remaining wheel and use them. Three wheel nuts on each wheel is enough to get you home. (Don't blame me if this ends in disaster) __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-14-13, 03:37 PM	#55
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,747 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Happy wife, happy life. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

10-14-13, 11:33 PM	#57
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Told to me by my father, "If it smells bad, don't eat it" __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

10-14-13, 11:53 PM	#58
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Wear brown underwear...... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Try? There is no try. Only do or not do.

10-13-13, 08:09 PM	#49
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	When you are trying to get hired full time? Don't tell the other 2 Guys after the same job they are working too fast for you so slow down. They WILL throw you under the Bus!! That's real life and happened here just a day ago!!

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	When opening a YubbaBubbles thread engage your BS filter.

10-15-13, 07:55 AM	#59
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,801 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-15-13, 08:30 AM	#60
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Ya' mean (boyscout handbook) yer actually "Brave, Clean and... Reverent"!??? ( then you'll need a closer shave Sorry, it's against my religion to shave. __________________ Tomorrow never comes