Das Boot Is NOT a Chick Flick - Page 4

NeonSamurai · 06-02-13, 01:14 PM

I have to ask... why are we giving this blithering idiot any of our time or consideration?

nikimcbee · 06-02-13, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by NeonSamurai

I have to ask... why are we giving this blithering idiot any of our time or consideration?

That's why.

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Frankly, I'm surprised the Submariner veterans aren't more offended that they were portrayed in such a disgusting manner rather then their actual experience & contributions. But as the movie stated, only 10,000 survived & likely most of those are gone. So there is really no one to defend their real services & experience. This movie made the Germans look like filthy, incompetent clowns. Even realizing the heinous nature of the nazi's in that war, this movie does not accuratey begin to depict their naval servicemen or submariner crew as shown in this movie.

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The only way to watch this movie is to bypass side one entirely & watch side 2 with the fast forward on the remote. I would be just repeating myself to say more. This movie is what it is with 2 hours of the grossest behavior imaginable & another hour of painfully slow scenes. Nothing will make it better except extreme editing.

We need to chip in and buy her a copy of this:
http://www.amazon.com/Das-Boot-Origi...words=das+boot

I think "Midge" is really Neal and he's rick-rolling us.

Skiiwa · 06-02-13, 01:33 PM

I love U guys!! Made my morning!

dwassllir · 06-02-13, 02:40 PM

Drivel, pure drivel from a clueless nitwit.

Subnuts · 06-02-13, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by NeonSamurai

I have to ask... why are we giving this blithering idiot any of our time or consideration?

I thought the internet was created to ridicule people on a global scale.

nikimcbee · 06-02-13, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

I thought the internet was created to ridicule people on a global scale.

....especialy when they attack our faith.

tat501 · 06-02-13, 05:17 PM

There's a brilliant episode of "Peep Show" where Mark, on a date with Sophie thinks it would be a good idea to show her Das Boot. She is obviously not interested in the film. About two hours through this becomes apparent to Mark when she suddenly exclaims "Oh! They're on a submarine!"

Not a chick flick...

desertstriker · 06-02-13, 07:14 PM

Man my day has just been made by reading this tread.

zoegas · 06-02-13, 08:00 PM

I cant believe she even bashed the soundtrack.

garren · 06-03-13, 01:32 AM

Most women don't like war movies. Not enough excitement in them for women because they're all into all that mushy romance stuff that makes men want to run to the closest toilet to vomit.

Trust your girlfriend/wife to pick a good movie and she comes back with "Magic Mike"... See if you don't qualify for permanent and total disability from PTSD (recurring nightmares/flashbacks/suicidal ideation) after THAT! And the feminazis say men are sexually objectifying women?! The definition of feminist should be hypocrite.

Cybermat47 · 06-03-13, 06:17 AM

^^^

Sigh.

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Peter Cremer · 06-03-13, 10:16 AM

She is the kind of selfish, self centered, spoiled brat that is common to the upper classes in America. Her opinion is the only one that counts and she will turn on you like a snake if you don't agree with her. She will complain about things she doesn't like but won't get her hands dirty trying to fix anything. She doesn't mind the Military as long as she doesn't have to associate with any of them. She is what I would call a "throw away". Nobody will miss her when she is gone.

Kpt. Lehmann · 06-03-13, 11:33 AM

I suppose that "Midge" would prefer the uselessness of U-571 so she can stare at / ogle whatshisface MacaNogahayhee or whatever his name is.

desertstriker · 06-03-13, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

I suppose that "Midge" would prefer the uselessness of U-571 so she can stare at / ogle whatshisface MacaNogahayhee or whatever his name is.

No she would even give that a bad review and not for the reasons we would. Need to look if she has rated Twilight thats more for her sissy pampered brain. Anything that makes her think is dumb to her

hawk2495 · 06-03-13, 01:30 PM

All I have to say to her is..... I bet you're happy they don't have smellavision to go with the DVD.......

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dwassllir Swabbie Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 11 Downloads: 503 Uploads: 0	Drivel, pure drivel from a clueless nitwit.

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tat501 Helmsman Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: London Posts: 108 Downloads: 275 Uploads: 0	There's a brilliant episode of "Peep Show" where Mark, on a date with Sophie thinks it would be a good idea to show her Das Boot. She is obviously not interested in the film. About two hours through this becomes apparent to Mark when she suddenly exclaims "Oh! They're on a submarine!" Not a chick flick...

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desertstriker Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2012 Location: mod soup bar and grill Posts: 1,756 Downloads: 998 Uploads: 0	Man my day has just been made by reading this tread.

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zoegas Swabbie Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 7 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 0	I cant believe she even bashed the soundtrack.

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garren In the Brig Join Date: May 2011 Location: Half-way to Hell Posts: 366 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Most women don't like war movies. Not enough excitement in them for women because they're all into all that mushy romance stuff that makes men want to run to the closest toilet to vomit. Trust your girlfriend/wife to pick a good movie and she comes back with "Magic Mike"... See if you don't qualify for permanent and total disability from PTSD (recurring nightmares/flashbacks/suicidal ideation) after THAT! And the feminazis say men are sexually objectifying women?! The definition of feminist should be hypocrite.

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Peter Cremer Machinist's Mate Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Usually in the past.... Posts: 121 Downloads: 144 Uploads: 0	She is the kind of selfish, self centered, spoiled brat that is common to the upper classes in America. Her opinion is the only one that counts and she will turn on you like a snake if you don't agree with her. She will complain about things she doesn't like but won't get her hands dirty trying to fix anything. She doesn't mind the Military as long as she doesn't have to associate with any of them. She is what I would call a "throw away". Nobody will miss her when she is gone.

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hawk2495 Sparky Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: SierraVista, AZ Posts: 155 Downloads: 196 Uploads: 0	All I have to say to her is..... I bet you're happy they don't have smellavision to go with the DVD.......