This is the scariest movie I have ever seen

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Beneath Hill 60 (An aussie movie for you CM47)

Thanks, but I'm too young.

Originally Posted by Red October1984

I have not seen Downfall.

Neither have I.

Originally Posted by Red October1984

It'll look something like this:



HA!

You'll look like a blue square with a white question mark in the middle? Riiight...

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Thanks, but I'm too young.

What? Beneath Hill 60 isn't bad. It's rated R for language and war violence IIRC. There are no sex scenes in the movie. It's about the Aussie troops in WW1 that tunneled underneath the German trenches to blow them up and about the Germans trying to do the same thing. It was a really good, very well done movie.

Neither have I.

Then why were you demanding to have me brought to you for not seeing it? And claiming that it is the best German film kind of implies that you've seen it.

Oh god....I'm turning into Sailor Steve...

You'll look like a blue square with a white question mark in the middle? Riiight...

FYI, that is a picture of your worst enemy. Slenderman.... If you come to attack me, that'll be my counterattack. You seem pretty creeped out by Slendy. That'll work as a deterrent.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Then why were you demanding to have me brought to you for not seeing it? And claiming that it is the best German film kind of implies that you've seen it.

A very good question. That would be like me criticizing someone's choice of beers.

Oh god....I'm turning into Sailor Steve...

You could only wish.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

What? Beneath Hill 60 isn't bad. It's rated R for language and war violence IIRC. There are no sex scenes in the movie. It's about the Aussie troops in WW1 that tunneled underneath the German trenches to blow them up and about the Germans trying to do the same thing. It was a really good, very well done movie.

OK, I'll try to see it then

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Then why were you demanding to have me brought to you for not seeing it? And claiming that it is the best German film kind of implies that you've seen it.

I've seen bits of it... and, of course, the Hitler Parodies.

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Oh god....I'm turning into Sailor Steve...

Well, look at me, I'm responding to you like this. Sailor Steve must be infectious

Originally Posted by Red October1984

FYI, that is a picture of your worst enemy. Slenderman.... If you come to attack me, that'll be my counterattack. You seem pretty creeped out by Slendy. That'll work as a deterrent.

Thank you for getting this thread back on track

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

OK, I'll try to see it then

I think you'll really like it. If you have seen Alien, you have seen a gorier and more violent movie. Language isn't that bad IMHO. It might be cause I'm so used to hearing it all over the place.

I've seen bits of it... and, of course, the Hitler Parodies.

Everyone has at least seen ONE Hitler Parody. I've seen about 150.

Well, look at me, I'm responding to you like this. Sailor Steve must be infectious

The H82N41 Flu disease. The Sailor Steve Disease...it's the new epidemic. I don't know how the CDC hasn't picked up on it yet.

Thank you for getting this thread back on track

No problem...just remember....Slenderman isn't real. He makes for a hell of a story though. Have you researched the "Full story"?

He supposedly originated from some German myth and he uses his tentacle things to impale people high up on tree branches. He supposedly uses organs as bags and can change height from 6-15 feet easily. His primary targets are children, apparently. In the myth version, he looks more like a bipedal spider with a little more facial features and no suit. I forgot the German name for him...I'll google it. In the new, improved, and less "creepy" (i guess) he's just a blank face in a suit in the woods. Slenderman doesn't scare me. It's a flatout dumb myth. It shouldn't scare you. The game provides it's fair share of jump scenes. The first time I played it, I will admit to jumping a little when Slendy peeked out from behind the tree. That's expected though. It's just the anticipation. The actual thing itself isn't scary. I've seen some pretty funny Slenderman comedy videos. I liked the "Slenderman is a bad roommate" video on youtube.

I just know that when I grow up and have kids...I'm gonna have a heck of a ghost story to tell them. Not when they're real little....but about the time they are 9 or 10. Still young enough to get a little scare and old enough to know that stuff like that isn't real.

[Cybermat47]

I know he's not real. But he still creeps me out...

You're sort of right about the organ-bag thing. He would take the organs out, put them in plastic bags, then put them back in.

His German name was Der Großmann, or Der Ritter.

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

I know he's not real. But he still creeps me out...

You're sort of right about the organ-bag thing. He would take the organs out, put them in plastic bags, then put them back in.

His German name was Der Großmann, or Der Ritter.

I knew I was forgetting something! He put the organs in bags and then replaced them. That's right.

And yes. That's the German name. This thing is supposedly the "Scariest thing on the internet."

If I met slenderman out in the woods, I'd just shoot the thing and move on. I'll save all the young people of the world from this "horrible thing." I'd be just like shooting coyotes that are antagonizing people's animals.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

If I met slenderman out in the woods, I'd just shoot the thing and move on.

Is that in the job description the the Subsim hillbilly? 'Must be prepared to shoot invincible fictional characters on sight.'

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Is that in the job description the the Subsim hillbilly? 'Must be prepared to shoot invincible fictional characters on sight.'

You know it pal! I saw this unicorn once while deer hunting...

[HunterICX]

My own performance in the school's Play/musical

HunterICX

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by HunterICX

My own performance in the school's Play/musical

Was it that bad? I don't sign up for stuff like that.

[HunterICX]

Nor did I but the whole class had to take part, lead role was drawn from a jar and guess who won that one....

HunterICX

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

You know it pal! I saw this unicorn once while deer hunting...

On a more serious note, I would insult you in everyday possible for deer hunting... but my favourite food is sausages

[Dowly]

VERY few horror movies scare me these days, but the ones the do, are to do
with pitch black forest (and sounds) and someone just staring at you.

So, Blair Witch Project is one that gets me, only seen it once. When watching it, I
imagine myself in their position. What I would?

And then there's Halloween, the scene(s) where Myers just stares at you. I LOVE THOSE SCENES. Yet, I hate those.

There are movies that jump scare you, and movies that just scare you.

Blood and gore does not equal horror, get that right horror directors. Mess with the mind (no, go away Paranormal Activity).

Honestly, I really enjoyed Paranormal Activity, at least the first one. The tension worked well for me. And I love horror that you can't estimate... I mean, a mad chainsaw-killer? Put a bullet to his head - end of story.

But something like good 'ol Samara(Ring)/Sadako (Ringu) that you can't kill, that has powers you can do nothing against... that freaks me out.

That's why invisible forces like in PA work for me. One day they just let your lights flicker... next day, they break your spine - and you can't do crap about it and don't know when its going to happen...

It is what scares most people, not only in horror movies: Losing control.