The Rose of Doom (BALZ)

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Brag

Did the bomb die, too?

Of course - it was a suicide bomb.

[Brag]

This was going to get lost in previous page.


05 September 1941

From U321 KM
To Prime Minister W. Churchill

Letter of protest.

Dear Sir,
Beginning with 16 Aug of this year and ending on 19 August of this same year, we were cruising quietly, very quietly minding our own business when we were attacked without provocation by one of your corvettes.

More unprovoked attacks followed. During one night, your vessels, which did not rule waves as there weren´t any, dropped 204 Wabos which in Japanese after translated to English means Wasserbomben in German.

Like I mentioned above, we were politely quiet. But on our boat it was impossible to sleep due to the loutish football hooligan behaviour of your vessels kabooming into the wee hours of the night.

This bothersome activity caused my second officer, Bernard, to fart through his shoe,and the shoe to smoke. As you probably know smoking while submerged is not authorized in the KM.

You will be happy to know I am safely in Lorient wearing smokeless shoes and preparing a party with dancing bananas. My mother sent me a Carmen Miranda tea cozy, which I will wear at the party.

Yours faithfuly,

K.L. Johan Sebastian Balz KM
Greatest Teutonic hero of all time.

[Jimbuna]

and preparing a party with dancing bananas

[Brag]

Wasserbomben attack training section.

[Gerald]

Balz has been shown to have is rigid in the case, and the tea cozy is part of the picture, now opens the way for further success

[Brag]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brag
You started something with Balz in da tank in Lorient. Eough to stutter any sim.

Ah yes, the Panzer d'Amour. Or was that the Pants 'er d'Amour?

There's a joke here somewhere about testing and a Willy but I'm too tired to look for it.

# # #
U-321 Eased toward the dock filled with adoring admirers. Balz waved his tea cozy thinking of Panzamouring adventures. "All engines stop and panzamoor the boat," he ordered.

Heading for the baths, he thought of the pantsastic party he would host and the pantsamouring that would follow. He tried to remember how one went about depantzerizing. It has been a long patrol.

[Gerald]

Originally Posted by Brag

Posted by Frau Kaleun in another thread

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brag
You started something with Balz in da tank in Lorient. Eough to stutter any sim.

Ah yes, the Panzer d'Amour. Or was that the Pants 'er d'Amour?

There's a joke here somewhere about testing and a Willy but I'm too tired to look for it.

# # #
U-321 Eased toward the dock filled with adoring admirers. Balz waved his tea cozy thinking of Panzamouring adventures. "All engines stop and panzamoor the boat," he ordered.

Heading for the baths, he thought of the pantsastic party he would host and the pantsamouring that would follow. He tried to remember how one went about depantzerizing. It has been a long patrol.

What differs here is the triangle....Perhaps a sound source