Punch lines only - Page 4

Jimbuna · 08-26-10, 03:26 AM

I've got you fooled today, I'm not wearing any!

TarJak · 08-26-10, 09:40 PM

Make sure you wipe with the left hand not the right.

Gerald · 08-26-10, 11:57 PM

so they are better, it feels like someone else to do it

Jimbuna · 08-27-10, 05:39 AM

Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger!

Bill Nichols · 08-27-10, 06:02 AM

No, pa, but the pig's in the wheelbarrow.

Jimbuna · 08-27-10, 07:20 AM

At your wedding, father!

Gerald · 08-27-10, 01:07 PM

and you will have become basket boy, and it does produce matter what you say

08-27-10, 01:11 PM

Who's B*B?

Jimbuna · 08-27-10, 04:30 PM

He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

TarJak · 08-28-10, 07:54 AM

Are you awake love?

Jimbuna · 09-05-10, 06:15 AM

Because everyone is always getting rear ended over there!

08-26-10, 03:26 AM	#46
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I've got you fooled today, I'm not wearing any! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-26-10, 11:57 PM	#48
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	so they are better, it feels like someone else to do it __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

08-27-10, 05:39 AM	#49
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-27-10, 06:02 AM	#50
Bill Nichols Master of Defense Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 1,502 Downloads: 125 Uploads: 0	No, pa, but the pig's in the wheelbarrow. __________________ My Dangerous Waters website:

08-27-10, 07:20 AM	#51
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	At your wedding, father! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-26-10, 09:40 PM	#47
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Make sure you wipe with the left hand not the right.

08-27-10, 01:07 PM	#52
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	and you will have become basket boy, and it does produce matter what you say __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

08-27-10, 01:11 PM	#53
The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Who's BB? Last edited by The Third Man; 08-27-10 at 01:23 PM.*

08-27-10, 04:30 PM	#54
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-28-10, 07:54 AM	#55
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Are you awake love?

09-05-10, 06:15 AM	#56
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Because everyone is always getting rear ended over there! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!