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Silent Hunter
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Ace of the Deep
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Granted they are...everyone has two left hands, but glove manfacturers are only making right handed gloves, so your hands freeze up, fall off, and no one is able to type anymore. No more code for computer programs, no more games, no more internet...and since you cannot fire your rifle/shotgun - the lions and tigers eat everyone up returning the world to a less technological age...
I wish the internet were faster...
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PacWagon
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Drinking coffee and staring at trees in Massachusetts
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granted, the internet is faster, but since everyone is downloading stuff, the internet is as slow as it usually is
I wish DISH internet didnt have download-cutoff limits
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The Old Man
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Granted, the internet is now faster. So fast in fact that when ever you log onto the net the entire internet flashes acoss your screen in .5 seconds causing your screen to explode , your proccesor to melt and your hard drive to catch fire!
I wish somebody could make a friggen decent wwII armor simulation (How hard can it be!) |
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Fleet Admiral
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Granted, they do but it never gets to market because the suits say the market of one (you) is not enough to recoup the development costs and it therefore sits on the developers hard drive never to see the light of day
I wish I had more time for crushing dreams |
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Seasoned Skipper
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Navy Seal
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Location: Stavka
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Granted, but in your desperate attempts to have had a job in the past, you accidentally sign a contract that forces you to keep having a job in the present
I wish the end was not as night as it used to be
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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, it is now day as it shouldn't be.
I wish to experience a flight of fancy. |
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The Old Man
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Granted, You end up in an alternative lifestyle bar where all the boys Fancy you and you take flight!
I wish I was there to see that. |
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Navy Seal
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Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast
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Granted, but you were the one that jimbuna was running from.
I wish I was more constructive... |
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The Old Man
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Granted, You construct a 1/100 scale model of the Eifel tower out of drinking straws. Your obsesion costs you your job, family, residance and sanity. Just as you are about to finish your detailed masterpeice the wind destroys it.
I wish i had a 4x4 lifted Chevy. |
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PacWagon
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Drinking coffee and staring at trees in Massachusetts
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granted, but now you need an elevator and a stimulus check to even drive it.
i wish my car was less squeaky when it got cold outside
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Silent Hunter
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Location: The Peach State
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Granted, your car is less squeaky when it's cold outside, but now it's more cold inside when it's squeaky outside
I wish I knew what I was talking about |
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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, you now realise you were talking about yourself.
I wish one size would fit all. |
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Ace of the Deep
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Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna
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Granted, one size now fits all...but unfortunately the BFB that you sit across from won't fit into it so she now works naked right in front of you all day long causing you to become violently ill and unable to perform when your girlfriend/spouse wishes for you to.
I wish I could get that picture out of my head...
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