The Plight of the Single Man - Page 4

Ishmael · 10-24-07, 09:15 PM

OK. try this line.

"Listen, honey. Everybody tells me you're a lousy lay, but I don't believe them. I said, "No! No! She's not like that at all."

You may be fresh and rude, but your defending her.

The other line I liked, I used whenever a girl wouldn't dance with me:

"No. I said you look Fat in those Pants!"

Only say that if you want to go home alone. It sure feels good when you say it though.

Venatore · 10-24-07, 09:59 PM

Look at it from my point of view.

My wife and I have created two beautiful daughters. One day someone like yourself will cross paths with a girl such as our two ladies, you will sweep her off her feet, and you will be the missing link in her life. BUT FIRST, you have to meet the father (me

) or someone like me :rotfl: and he/you are good enough and she loves you/him deeply; then I or a father like me will proudly take a step back as the number one man in her life.

As you find bliss happiness a father finds sad happiness. I leave you with this song, my daughters have agreed to play this song when her and I walk down the isle and I'm seconds away from giving her away.

What ever you do in life, always treat your girlfriend/wife as your best mate.

Jimbuna · 10-25-07, 03:01 AM

Nice song.

Mikey....you never came on TS the other night

Lehmann and I were waiting with our counselling hats on

.......and Dowly was locked in the Galley

Tchocky · 10-25-07, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Munson

Don't worry, there are stacks of Women out there and a potential Girlfriend will pop up when you least expect it; just press on with life and have a positive outlook.

Can't reinforce this enough. I've never found myself in relationship when I've been expecting something to happen.
My current girlfriend and I got together from a drunken wrestling match. 'nuff said.

Mikey_Wolf · 10-25-07, 10:43 AM

Oh I do apologise Jimbuna, I was a bit afeared I would get in the way with GWX official matters. And I am very wary because if I start to whinge about all the woes that have come my way over this, I can't stop.

Basically Im taking the "I don't really give a monkeys" stance, basically if you watch for something like this, I'm not sure it does happen, in any case, there is always somebody worse off than me.

bradclark1 · 10-25-07, 10:55 AM

Rule of thumb. Don't make a point of being interested. They will come to you. I'm certainly not the best looking but I was the quietest. I had girlfriends and they had none. Some years ago but it's timeless advice. There is someone for everyone. Just let it happen.

Jimbuna · 10-25-07, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey_Wolf

Oh I do apologise Jimbuna, I was a bit afeared I would get in the way with GWX official matters. And I am very wary because if I start to whinge about all the woes that have come my way over this, I can't stop.

Basically Im taking the "I don't really give a monkeys" stance, basically if you watch for something like this, I'm not sure it does happen, in any case, there is always somebody worse off than me.

No prob Mikey....your always welcome, anytime

10-24-07, 09:59 PM	#47
Venatore Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Australia:- Sydney Posts: 2,049 Downloads: 68 Uploads: 0	I loved her first Look at it from my point of view. My wife and I have created two beautiful daughters. One day someone like yourself will cross paths with a girl such as our two ladies, you will sweep her off her feet, and you will be the missing link in her life. BUT FIRST, you have to meet the father (me ) or someone like me :rotfl: and he/you are good enough and she loves you/him deeply; then I or a father like me will proudly take a step back as the number one man in her life. As you find bliss happiness a father finds sad happiness. I leave you with this song, my daughters have agreed to play this song when her and I walk down the isle and I'm seconds away from giving her away. What ever you do in life, always treat your girlfriend/wife as your best mate.

10-25-07, 03:01 AM	#48
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Nice song. Mikey....you never came on TS the other night Lehmann and I were waiting with our counselling hats on .......and Dowly was locked in the Galley __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-25-07, 10:43 AM	#50
Mikey_Wolf Torpedoman Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Wales Posts: 114 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Oh I do apologise Jimbuna, I was a bit afeared I would get in the way with GWX official matters. And I am very wary because if I start to whinge about all the woes that have come my way over this, I can't stop. Basically Im taking the "I don't really give a monkeys" stance, basically if you watch for something like this, I'm not sure it does happen, in any case, there is always somebody worse off than me. __________________ Proud Captain of U-37, U-138 (GWX 2), and U.S.S Devastator (Various mods)

10-25-07, 10:55 AM	#51
bradclark1 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Connecticut, USA. Posts: 2,794 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Rule of thumb. Don't make a point of being interested. They will come to you. I'm certainly not the best looking but I was the quietest. I had girlfriends and they had none. Some years ago but it's timeless advice. There is someone for everyone. Just let it happen. __________________

10-24-07, 09:15 PM	#46
Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	OK. try this line. "Listen, honey. Everybody tells me you're a lousy lay, but I don't believe them. I said, "No! No! She's not like that at all." You may be fresh and rude, but your defending her. The other line I liked, I used whenever a girl wouldn't dance with me: "No. I said you look Fat in those Pants!" Only say that if you want to go home alone. It sure feels good when you say it though.