Things and people I should be able to machine gun

Subnuts · 02-04-07, 03:01 AM

Small children: Extremely precocious and annoying. Also, liable to give away my sub's position if the enemy bribes them with lollipops.

Mothers: May one day give birth to more children for the war effort.

Japanese merchant sailors: Just like Allied merchantmen, but apparently ruthless, bloodthirsty, and evil.

Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?

Empty lifeboats: Just like machine gunning a full lifeboat, except without the attendant morality issues.

Anybody who's skin is yellower than mine: They bombed us first and I can do whatever I want to them.

Inflatable liferafts: Just because the sound of air escaping from them is funny.

Mush Morton: That guy is gonna kill somebody someday!

Oil barrels: Again, what kind of game is this if I can't shoot random oil barrels and make them explode?

My own crew: They might think I'm insane when they see me killing everything in the water.

Dead bodies: May cause a danger to navigation if I don't sink them.

Tiger sharks: May kill survivors in the water before I can get at them.

B-29s loaded with incendiary bombs: It's not fair that they get to kill more unarmed people than I do.

Allied Prisoners of War: If i machine gun them, it will send a powerful message not to be taken prisoner by the Japanese.

Survivors of other Allied subs who were aboard ships I'd sunk: If I don't kill every last one of those SOBs, they'll just go back home and say I sunk them. I can't allow them to sully my career!

Icebergs: After the Titanic, there can be no option except absolute surrender.

The future cast of Invasion of the Neptune Men: You ever see that thing? The battle scene just goes on and on and on... Even Mike and the Bots couldn't save that thing!

Yoko Ono: Bitch has it coming.

Boris · 02-04-07, 06:08 AM

I assume you are being cynical or ironic? :hmm:

Dowly · 02-04-07, 06:25 AM

:rotfl:@Yoko One...

fire-fox · 02-04-07, 06:27 AM

what the hell is this? a score card for the us armed servises patented "frendly fire"!

Fat Bhoy Tim · 02-04-07, 08:16 AM

Death Race 1945?

Safe-Keeper · 02-04-07, 09:41 AM

Do I smell parody:rotfl:?

Torplexed · 02-04-07, 11:37 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I love the tommy gun in cheek humour. Besides any post that mentions Mike and the 'bots has gotta rock.

Sailor Steve · 02-04-07, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Boris

I assume you are being cynical or ironic? :hmm:

More like just silly.

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Originally Posted by Hartmann

Also we need a medikits floating in the water to recovery hull damage %, torpedoes , and steroids for fatiged crew.

Not to mention power-ups. Run over that green crate and for the next 10 minutes your deck gun shells become as powerful as torpedoes!

Onkel Neal · 02-04-07, 03:43 PM

Subnuts, if you wrote that, you are genius. Thanks for the laughs

Subnuts · 02-04-07, 04:13 PM

I can't believe all those people who are saying they'd fire upon armed soldiers in the water. I mean, they're just conscripts who've been brainwashed into believing everything their emperor says! Give them a chance!

I should also be able to machine gun:

Everyone involved in the Manhattan Project: $3 billion for a bomb that kills 100,000 people? Pfft. Give me some BARs and a couple of twin 40MMs and I'll show those prissy boys how it's done.

Franklin Roosevelt: That miserable bastard won't even dance. I think he's a commie too.

My own torpedoes: I should be able to blow up my own torpedoes just in case I change my mind and want to use my guns on the enemy.

The "Japs": I don't know who they is, but I hear they's nasty and I think they related!

NEON DEON · 02-04-07, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Not to mention power-ups. Run over that green crate and for the next 10 minutes your deck gun shells become as powerful as torpedoes!

Gosh I truly hope that is in SH $4!!!

Crow · 02-04-07, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Yoko Ono: Bitch has it coming.

Is she still alive

, what is she now? 208 years old

02-04-07, 04:19 PM

[quote=Subnuts]Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

Torplexed · 02-04-07, 04:25 PM

[quote=GakunGak]

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

02-04-07, 04:28 PM

[quote=Torplexed]

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Originally Posted by GakunGak

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote]
Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl:

I think it's meant as a parody of games like brain dead games like Grand Theft Auto which was notorious for it's mindless hooker genocide, cop killings, etc.

Hookers do what they do for money even in GTA. However, HOW they do it in game is a parody...

02-04-07, 03:01 AM	#1
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Things and people I should be able to machine gun Small children: Extremely precocious and annoying. Also, liable to give away my sub's position if the enemy bribes them with lollipops. Mothers: May one day give birth to more children for the war effort. Japanese merchant sailors: Just like Allied merchantmen, but apparently ruthless, bloodthirsty, and evil. Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers? Empty lifeboats: Just like machine gunning a full lifeboat, except without the attendant morality issues. Anybody who's skin is yellower than mine: They bombed us first and I can do whatever I want to them. Inflatable liferafts: Just because the sound of air escaping from them is funny. Mush Morton: That guy is gonna kill somebody someday! Oil barrels: Again, what kind of game is this if I can't shoot random oil barrels and make them explode? My own crew: They might think I'm insane when they see me killing everything in the water. Dead bodies: May cause a danger to navigation if I don't sink them. Tiger sharks: May kill survivors in the water before I can get at them. B-29s loaded with incendiary bombs: It's not fair that they get to kill more unarmed people than I do. Allied Prisoners of War: If i machine gun them, it will send a powerful message not to be taken prisoner by the Japanese. Survivors of other Allied subs who were aboard ships I'd sunk: If I don't kill every last one of those SOBs, they'll just go back home and say I sunk them. I can't allow them to sully my career! Icebergs: After the Titanic, there can be no option except absolute surrender. The future cast of Invasion of the Neptune Men: You ever see that thing? The battle scene just goes on and on and on... Even Mike and the Bots couldn't save that thing! Yoko Ono: Bitch has it coming. __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

02-04-07, 06:27 AM	#4
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02-04-07, 11:37 AM	#7
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I love the tommy gun in cheek humour. Besides any post that mentions Mike and the 'bots has gotta rock. __________________ --Mobilis in Mobili--

02-04-07, 06:08 AM	#2
Boris Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hamburg, Germany Posts: 1,691 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 0	I assume you are being cynical or ironic? :hmm:

02-04-07, 06:25 AM	#3
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:@Yoko One...

02-04-07, 03:43 PM	#9
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02-04-07, 04:13 PM	#10
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	I can't believe all those people who are saying they'd fire upon armed soldiers in the water. I mean, they're just conscripts who've been brainwashed into believing everything their emperor says! Give them a chance! I should also be able to machine gun: Everyone involved in the Manhattan Project: $3 billion for a bomb that kills 100,000 people? Pfft. Give me some BARs and a couple of twin 40MMs and I'll show those prissy boys how it's done. Franklin Roosevelt: That miserable bastard won't even dance. I think he's a commie too. My own torpedoes: I should be able to blow up my own torpedoes just in case I change my mind and want to use my guns on the enemy. The "Japs": I don't know who they is, but I hear they's nasty and I think they related! __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

02-04-07, 04:19 PM	#13
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	[quote=Subnuts]Hookers: What kind of game is this if I can't shoot hookers?/quote] Why poor hookers? How do you intend to keep crew morale high?:rotfl: