N Korea 'combat posture to hit US' - Page 32

Jimbuna · 05-07-13, 08:50 AM

Oops

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=204227

Schroeder · 05-07-13, 09:36 AM

"Hello helpdesk? My nuclear missiles won't launch!"
"Have you tried to switch them off and on again, sir?"

Jimbuna · 05-07-13, 10:00 AM

"Hello, is that 'Rentabomb'"?
"Yes sir, how may we help you"?
"Do you have any that actually work"?

Herr-Berbunch · 05-07-13, 10:06 AM

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nikimcbee · 05-07-13, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schroeder

"Hello helpdesk? My nuclear missiles won't launch!"
"Have you tried to switch them off and on again, sir?"

Damn, I need to find my subsim snugglez the customer service lol cat photo and I will have some fun.

Jimbuna · 05-07-13, 11:52 AM

STEED · 05-07-13, 12:00 PM

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Hello sir your though to pervert sex chat how may we satisfy you?
My ooking nukes....did you say pervert sex chat?
Yes
I've been a bad boy and need a good hard spanking and flogging.
You dirty old sod you.
Yes I am...

nikimcbee · 05-07-13, 01:41 PM

ring...ring.....

(reading in my best Indian accent)

"Tank you for calling Rockets R Us. My name is Bill, how can I help you?"

"My wockets no raunch! WTF!"

Maam, I'm sorry to hear that. Do you have your customer number and serial number?"

"No! Why I need that?"

Maam, I caaaannot help you without that information. You can find the serial number on the inside of the flux capacitor access panel."

"Ok, I rook that up."

...20 minutes later.

"Okay, I find number, now what?"

"One moment while I look up your account.
Sooorry for the delay, my system is slow.
.
.
..

"Okay, Mr. Smith, I see you have the Big Daddy Estes model Rocket kit-Gold edition.

"okay, I will diagnose your problem now. I will put you on hold."

Okay, Maam, I checked your system and I received no signal to the rocket. Is the modem plugged in?"

"No, I go check."

"okay, it plugged in now."

"I'm still not connecting. Is your phone line okay?"

"Steeeeeeeeed! I'll get you!"

"Tank-you for calling Rockets R Us. Have a nice day."

Note: if you'd like to dabble in NoKo rocketry, you can own the same kit:
http://www3.towerhobbies.com/cgi-bin...&I=LXF542&P=FR

Jimbuna · 05-07-13, 04:19 PM

Hi babe, I might be home late tonight.....the cartoons on tv are running over.

WernherVonTrapp · 05-08-13, 06:28 AM

N Korea missile test:

Cybermat47 · 07-19-13, 10:32 PM

Skip to 3:09 to see how the DPRK's missile program is going

Red October1984 · 07-19-13, 10:41 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because North Korean Long Range missiles don't reach that far.

(Sorry if that's been used already. I'm new to this thread.

)

@ Niki's post...

Gerald · 06-14-17, 07:17 AM

Quote:

here is no doubt that North Korea treats its prisoners harshly.
When outsiders are arrested, they are often sentenced to hard labour, and that's exactly what it is - compounded by the severe oppression of isolation and helplessness.
The BBC knows of one former prisoner who was broken psychologically by his treatment. Many years later, he remains too traumatised to talk about it easily.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40269546

I am glad he is free and I hope he will recover. But there is no doubt at all that there is a sytematic breakdown at all levels in the closed country.

Note: 2017-14-06

Platapus · 06-14-17, 01:43 PM

Protips:

1. Don't visit North Korea
2. If you have to visit North Korea, learn their laws
3. Obey the Laws. Recognize that it is their country and their laws. It does not matter in the slightest if you think the laws are unfair or repressive. Duh, its a repressive country genius.
4. If you go to North Korea with the intention of spreading the word of your god, expect your god to rescue you, not your native country. If your god does not rescue you, perhaps you did not do a good enough job.
5. (country specific) North Korean government does not like Americans.
6. Don't visit North Korea

Billions of people on this planet avoid being put in North Korean prisons simply by following these simple tips.

Foreigners who do end up on North Korean prisons, didn't.

Jimbuna · 06-14-17, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Protips:

1. Don't visit North Korea
2. If you have to visit North Korea, learn their laws
3. Obey the Laws. Recognize that it is their country and their laws. It does not matter in the slightest if you think the laws are unfair or repressive. Duh, its a repressive country genius.
4. If you go to North Korea with the intention of spreading the word of your god, expect your god to rescue you, not your native country. If your god does not rescue you, perhaps you did not do a good enough job.
5. (country specific) North Korean government does not like Americans.
6. Don't visit North Korea

Billions of people on this planet avoid being put in North Korean prisons simply by following these simple tips.

Foreigners who do end up on North Korean prisons, didn't.

Yep

05-07-13, 08:50 AM	#466
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05-07-13, 09:36 AM	#467
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05-07-13, 10:00 AM	#468
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,894 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Hello, is that 'Rentabomb'"? "Yes sir, how may we help you"? "Do you have any that actually work"? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-07-13, 10:06 AM	#469
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Get me +1 20 2 45 61 111 No you iriot, no the White House, my favourite Curry House! __________________

05-07-13, 11:52 AM	#471
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,894 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-07-13, 12:00 PM	#472
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	My ooking nukes won't fly! Hello sir your though to pervert sex chat how may we satisfy you? My ooking nukes....did you say pervert sex chat? Yes I've been a bad boy and need a good hard spanking and flogging. You dirty old sod you. Yes I am... __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-07-13, 01:41 PM	#473
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Un's customer service adventure ring...ring..... (reading in my best Indian accent) "Tank you for calling Rockets R Us. My name is Bill, how can I help you?" "My wockets no raunch! WTF!" Maam, I'm sorry to hear that. Do you have your customer number and serial number?" "No! Why I need that?" Maam, I caaaannot help you without that information. You can find the serial number on the inside of the flux capacitor access panel." "Ok, I rook that up." ...20 minutes later. "Okay, I find number, now what?" "One moment while I look up your account. Sooorry for the delay, my system is slow. . . .. "Okay, Mr. Smith, I see you have the Big Daddy Estes model Rocket kit-Gold edition. "okay, I will diagnose your problem now. I will put you on hold." Okay, Maam, I checked your system and I received no signal to the rocket. Is the modem plugged in?" "No, I go check." "okay, it plugged in now." "I'm still not connecting. Is your phone line okay?" "Steeeeeeeeed! I'll get you!" "Tank-you for calling Rockets R Us. Have a nice day." Note: if you'd like to dabble in NoKo rocketry, you can own the same kit: http://www3.towerhobbies.com/cgi-bin...&I=LXF542&P=FR __________________

05-07-13, 04:19 PM	#474
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,894 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Hi babe, I might be home late tonight.....the cartoons on tv are running over. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-08-13, 06:28 AM	#475
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	N Korea missile test: __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate Last edited by WernherVonTrapp; 06-13-13 at 04:01 AM.

07-19-13, 10:32 PM	#476
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Skip to 3:09 to see how the DPRK's missile program is going __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

07-19-13, 10:41 PM	#477
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean Long Range missiles don't reach that far. (Sorry if that's been used already. I'm new to this thread. ) @ Niki's post... __________________

06-14-17, 01:43 PM	#479
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,395 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Protips: 1. Don't visit North Korea 2. If you have to visit North Korea, learn their laws 3. Obey the Laws. Recognize that it is their country and their laws. It does not matter in the slightest if you think the laws are unfair or repressive. Duh, its a repressive country genius. 4. If you go to North Korea with the intention of spreading the word of your god, expect your god to rescue you, not your native country. If your god does not rescue you, perhaps you did not do a good enough job. 5. (country specific) North Korean government does not like Americans. 6. Don't visit North Korea Billions of people on this planet avoid being put in North Korean prisons simply by following these simple tips. Foreigners who do end up on North Korean prisons, didn't. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.