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Ace of the Deep
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Granted:
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Ocean Warrior
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Location: in my sub
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granted, but from tomorrow you dont have internet at all becouse you wasted everything in a fast connection that you cant afford
i wish... i wish... :hmm: i wish i had a K98 to compleet my uniform
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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but because of the new gun legislation, your gun is confiscated by the authorities and you are arrested and sentenced to 6 months penal servitude.
I wish I had somewhere to store this spare computer monitor. |
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Admiral
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Granted, I'll store it for you, don't worry, I'll keep it safe and you can come pick it up whenever you want. Now where did I leave my eBay login info...
I wish I could remember my eBay login ID and password.
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"Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand |
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#470 |
Silent Hunter
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Location: Y'ha-Nthlei
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Granted, but someone steals both of them and takes your credit card number as well as your social security number. With your life in ruins, you decide to hang yourself.
I wish you'd had a happier ending. |
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#471 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, his afterlife is better than yours.
I wish my boss would hurry up and go. |
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The Old Man
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Granted but he never returns leaving you unemployed.
I wish it would rain.
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Admiral
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Granted, it starts raining, and it never stops.
I wish I had a really long snorkel.
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"Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand |
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#474 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, your schnorkel is now longer than anyone else's but still shorter than mine.
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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but that gives the burglars outside the impression that your asleep. They enter your home uninvited and you cower behind the settee as they disconnect your pc and run off with it.
I wish Monday mornings were the beginning of the weekend break. |
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#476 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted:
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Fleet Admiral
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Granted, That was your last. Time gentlemen please!
I wish my PC wasn't a dead lump of metal and silicone right now. ![]() |
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#478 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, it now breaths new life but still won't work.
I wish elephants could talk. |
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#479 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted:
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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but it is the most shared lottery win in the games history (31 million winners) and you get less than your £1 stake back in prize money.
I wish I didn't have this chest virus. |
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