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Old 01-13-08, 07:31 AM   #466
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Granted: but wait... YOU CAN your from the future


I wish the internet would speed up today?
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Old 01-13-08, 08:08 AM   #467
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granted, but from tomorrow you dont have internet at all becouse you wasted everything in a fast connection that you cant afford


i wish... i wish... :hmm:
i wish i had a K98 to compleet my uniform
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Old 01-13-08, 08:25 AM   #468
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Granted, but because of the new gun legislation, your gun is confiscated by the authorities and you are arrested and sentenced to 6 months penal servitude.

I wish I had somewhere to store this spare computer monitor.
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Old 01-13-08, 10:47 AM   #469
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Granted, I'll store it for you, don't worry, I'll keep it safe and you can come pick it up whenever you want. Now where did I leave my eBay login info...

I wish I could remember my eBay login ID and password.
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Old 01-13-08, 05:52 PM   #470
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Granted, but someone steals both of them and takes your credit card number as well as your social security number. With your life in ruins, you decide to hang yourself.

I wish you'd had a happier ending.
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Granted, his afterlife is better than yours.

I wish my boss would hurry up and go.
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Old 01-13-08, 09:51 PM   #472
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Granted but he never returns leaving you unemployed.

I wish it would rain.
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Old 01-13-08, 10:02 PM   #473
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Granted, it starts raining, and it never stops.

I wish I had a really long snorkel.
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Old 01-14-08, 02:27 AM   #474
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Granted, your schnorkel is now longer than anyone else's but still shorter than mine.



I wish someone would switch off that light.
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Old 01-14-08, 04:53 AM   #475
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Granted, but that gives the burglars outside the impression that your asleep. They enter your home uninvited and you cower behind the settee as they disconnect your pc and run off with it.

I wish Monday mornings were the beginning of the weekend break.
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Old 01-14-08, 01:05 PM   #476
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Granted: Then Sat. and Sun. become part of your contracted working week.

I wish i could stop wishing?
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Granted, That was your last. Time gentlemen please!

I wish my PC wasn't a dead lump of metal and silicone right now.
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Old 01-16-08, 06:20 AM   #478
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Granted, it now breaths new life but still won't work.

I wish elephants could talk.
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Old 01-20-08, 01:49 PM   #479
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Granted:



I wish i could win the national lottery?
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Old 01-20-08, 02:03 PM   #480
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Granted, but it is the most shared lottery win in the games history (31 million winners) and you get less than your £1 stake back in prize money.

I wish I didn't have this chest virus.
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