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02-13-09, 01:05 AM | #4681 |
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Granted, you do but fall off our temporal plane whilst doing so. Now no-one has any memory of you
I wish I could pilot a temporal plane |
02-13-09, 05:44 AM | #4682 |
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You can, but Bernard cannot and when he pushes the wrong button on the flight console, you vanish never to be seen or heard from again.
I wish it would start snowing...
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02-13-09, 09:31 AM | #4683 |
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Granted, it is just not where you're at.
I wish I had a flying carpet
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02-13-09, 01:24 PM | #4684 |
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Granted, but it can't carry your weight.
I wish people would keep wishing things about me
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02-13-09, 01:33 PM | #4685 |
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Granted, we keep wishing you weren't so ugly.
I wish I had a leg of mince.
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02-13-09, 02:11 PM | #4686 | |
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Granted, but you also get a brain of a mouse. I wish I understood what he really wished about...
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02-13-09, 02:37 PM | #4687 |
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Granted, you understand what he wished about, but now you don't care because you're thinking about why no one is wishing things about you
I wish circumcisions were less painful |
02-13-09, 07:49 PM | #4688 |
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Granted, but only because your genitals are that of a female.
I wish to test the ultimate.
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02-13-09, 10:33 PM | #4689 |
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Granted, you get to test the ultimate tea strainer
I wish to swap with you |
02-14-09, 04:42 AM | #4690 | |
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I wish tarjak a happy Mr T Valentines day!
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02-14-09, 05:14 AM | #4691 |
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Granted, but now you have to share your lova and affection for Mr T with TarJak.
I wish I could watch from behind a two way mirror.
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02-14-09, 08:44 AM | #4692 |
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Granted, you can watch from behind a two way mirror, but the mirror is mounted the wrong way 'round so you get to watch yourself in the mirror whilst everyone else watches you
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02-14-09, 10:43 AM | #4693 |
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Granted, but you only get to check your theory on prison inmates.
I wish I knew why it is called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is ******** and I am an alcoholic'?
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02-14-09, 02:35 PM | #4694 |
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Granted, after 25 years of attending your suddenly realise that everyone else but you has been using a false name
I wish Nickimcbee and Mr T were not such "good friends" and hadn't shared their friendship with me |
02-14-09, 03:00 PM | #4695 |
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Granted they didn't. They shared their LOVE with you...
I wish I had more spendable cash in my pocket so I could take the significant other out to dinner...
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