Christmas Cracker Jokes

blackswan40 · 12-25-19, 01:37 PM

Christmas Cracker Jokes

What do you call Russian Napkins ? Soviets

Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion ? because he was outstanding in the Field

Buddahaid · 12-25-19, 02:23 PM

Wow, language barrier on the first one. I must research.

Aktungbby · 12-25-19, 02:43 PM

serviette!

Rockstar · 12-25-19, 03:56 PM

What do you call someone from Florida that burst into flames?

A Fire Cracker.

Eichhörnchen · 12-26-19, 05:04 AM

Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this

Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol?

A: The First Narwhal

vienna · 12-26-19, 05:09 AM

That's a whale of a joke...

<O>

Catfish · 12-26-19, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this

Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol?

A: The First Narwhal

Is this for "Novel"? Wait, was there a Narwhal in the stable?
And why dou call this 'carol', you could call it as well a christmas evelyn?

English...

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12-25-19, 03:56 PM	#4
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