The Bilge

[mapuc]

Do I see an upcoming conspiracy to take over the world ?

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by mapuc

Do I see an upcoming conspiracy to take over the world ?

Markus

Hardly...this is SubSim, not Ubisoft but I do admit to being well up to date with prior history, thanks to two close friends who moderated during the period

[Armistead]

We need to induct our first Ubirat into the Hall of Fame for 2013.

To qualify

Person must be of outstanding character
Must be a full fledged Ubirat.
Must have numerous accomplishments as an Ubirat

Please enter the persons name, their accomplishments. As Chairmen I get 5 votes, President gets 2 votes, other officers 1 vote, regular members 1/2 vote.....non rats 1/16 of a vote.

I would first like to nominate a person who has numerous accomplishments and of high character. Record wins in SS contest, playwright, storyteller and poet.

I proudly nominate Armistead/AKA MWolfe

[Armistead]

The two following people have been approved to join the Bilge as members

Actung {Awarded Director of Foreign Affairs}

Someone that calls himself The Hoff. He met all our qualifications and had some great lies to tell.. Member sitting/laying

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Hardly...this is SubSim, not Ubisoft but I do admit to being well up to date with prior history, thanks to two close friends who moderated during the period

You're married to Ms Kleaneasy?
Congrats Mister Kleansy.

If you're alluding to the Battle of El Dorado, we had nothing...ish to do with that. We just watched from the bleachers and ate popcorn.

Shift the gears Shifty..uhh Tango.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

We need to induct our first Ubirat into the Hall of Fame for 2013.

To qualify

Person must be of outstanding character
Must be a full fledged Ubirat.
Must have numerous accomplishments as an Ubirat

Please enter the persons name, their accomplishments. As Chairmen I get 5 votes, President gets 2 votes, other officers 1 vote, regular members 1/2 vote.....non rats 1/16 of a vote.

I would first like to nominate a person who has numerous accomplishments and of high character. Record wins in SS contest, playwright, storyteller and poet.

I proudly nominate Armistead/AKA MWolfe

You forgot to mention your main character flaw as usual...
.Narcissist extraordinaire par excelle'nce.
You're nobody till somebody loves you but, you think everybody loves you. Including that guy in your mirror.



I thought you quit the stage, but here you are again. Trying to get your kiss, kiss bang, bang on with the Hoff.

Same facial expression as above, eh? Do we really want to approve a new member who can't make it to his AA meetings?

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

You forgot to mention your main character flaw as usual...
.Narcissist extraordinaire par excelle'nce.
You're nobody till somebody loves you but, you think everybody loves you. Including that guy in your mirror.

"Narcissist extraordinaire par excelle'nce"

I don't know what that means.....Aktung will explain it to me later

[fireftr18]

Seems a lot has happened while I was studying Miss Chambers biology, err, I mean helping Miss Chambers study biology.

Wolferz, I forgot about that picture of us when we had that outing at the park. Was that before Donna joined us?

Someone get the ax away from Wolferz, he doesn't know how to use it, and is going to hurt someone with it. Maybe that's what happened to Wernher.
Armistead, I think we need to open an investigation. Or at least try to get someone to.

And Armistead, I'll vote for you for Ubirat hall of Fame. You have #2 & 3 down. And your character definitely stands out away from everyone else. I still remember that fiasco where you attacked the Hoff, you just had to drag Wernher and Woferz into it with you. I was in my usual seat in the corner watching, wish my mind could forget what my eyes saw that night.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Armistead

"Narcissist extraordinaire par excelle'nce"

I don't know what that means.....Aktung will explain it to me later

Simple! keep your Kaleun hat over one eye as you check yourself out in the UZO's reflection over some cloudy ersatz coffee delivered to the con by Olaf the cook! "You walked into the party(Kreigsmarine sendoff) like you were walking onto a yacht( your VIIC)
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye (U rakish beast)
Your scarf it was apricot
(over oilskin weather gear)You had one eye on the mirror(the UZO lens) as you watched yourself gavotte (that 4/4 time folk dance you just learned in a Lorient bistro with that mademoiselle spy from Armentieres )
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner (if you lived through the next patrol)
They'd be your partner, and...(Especially that big gal on the sendoff band tuba!-all the men tuba players are in Russia with the Sixth Army)

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you (on your boat, Kaleun, it's always about you...er...in your mancave anyway till "mama takes the keyboard away!")

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by fireftr18

I still remember that fiasco where you attacked the Hoff, you just had to drag Wernher and Woferz into it with you. I was in my usual seat in the corner watching, wish my mind could forget what my eyes saw that night.

Yea, you were in your usual corner seat with your stack of dollar bills and smile.....I'll never forget how you stuffed bills in Wolferz's thong as he did a classic waltz to Y.M.C.A by the Village People..

It was amazing how he kept a 3 step to the beat...

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by mapuc

Do I see an upcoming conspiracy to take over the world ?

Markus

Yes.
We're looking for volunteers.

Keep it on the down low. The NSA is watching us.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Yea, you were in your usual corner seat with your stack of dollar bills and smile.....I'll never forget how you stuffed bills in Wolferz's thong as he did a classic waltz to Y.M.C.A by the Village People..

It was amazing how he kept a 3 step to the beat...

I wish I had room for more Williams in my willie sling but, willie takes up a lot of space.
I can't help doing a three step with my third peg leg always in the way.
Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're jealous or just envious. Don't forget Wern's part in that sordid episode.
If you need me, I'll be over at the YWCA.

[Armistead]

HALL OF FAME NOMINATIONS NOW CLOSED!

Prize - All funds in everyones pocket and of course bragging rights.



Nominations were as follows:

Armistead by Armistead seconded by Fireftr.


You can now vote for your favorite nominee per the voting rules.

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Shift the gears Shifty..uhh Tango.

Cool, I propose this is my new nickname in the Bilge.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Cool, I propose this is my new nickname in the Bilge.

How bout

Slippery

That combines Shifty with all the grease, oil and other lubricants used in the bilge