A lonely ship (Balz)

Brag · 07-20-13, 07:40 AM

"What a perfect approach," Balz said and smiled. "Sometimes I find it hard to believe how good I am at this business of sinking ships. In a minute we will raise the periscope and find out who is this lonely, fast ship racing toward his doom."

Bernard dusted the tea cozy and placed it on Balz's head. "I greatly admire your cozy warmed brain, Herr Kaleun."
"Not only you, but the rest of the crew admires my skill and hoochiewoochie." Balz smiled benignly. at the choir assembled in the control room. "Up periscope."
The scope hummed, Balz slapped the handles open and placed his eye against the eye piece. "This is schwooggie, the sea is calm and our hapless victim is a tanker. We will sink it with the deck gun."
"Oh, no, Not the deck gun," Bernard wailed..
"Well, I am not going to toss the sandwiches you have made for breakfast at it.
"But the tanker will shoot back and sink us."
Balz chuckled and assumed a heroic pose. For your pleasure and the glory of German arms, I will demonstrate my great skills as a naval, maritime, nautical gunmanship master. I just make waterborne artillery sing a delightful song of doom to the enemy."
"Can I yodel while you perform your song of doom? "Bernard asked.
"No, you will hum together with the choir." Balz tapped his tuning fork .The choir hummed
"Surface, man the deck gun."
Air hissed, U123 rose to the surface.

To be continued stay tuned for another exciting epode of the Balz chronicles

Jimbuna · 07-20-13, 07:51 AM

Welcome back to the surface Alex

danasan · 07-20-13, 09:22 AM

Nice one! We do need some birds fornicating the tea cozy while performing the deck gun attack...

desertstriker · 07-20-13, 02:33 PM

what shall bernard do wrong this time i wonder.

Jimbuna · 07-20-13, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertstriker

what shall bernard do wrong this time i wonder.

Simply breathe I should imagine

Rhodes · 07-20-13, 05:37 PM

Can not wait to see/read the next Balz story!

desertstriker · 07-21-13, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Simply breathe I should imagine

you know thats a good point why has nobody pushed him overboard yet

07-20-13, 07:40 AM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	A lonely ship (Balz) "What a perfect approach," Balz said and smiled. "Sometimes I find it hard to believe how good I am at this business of sinking ships. In a minute we will raise the periscope and find out who is this lonely, fast ship racing toward his doom." Bernard dusted the tea cozy and placed it on Balz's head. "I greatly admire your cozy warmed brain, Herr Kaleun." "Not only you, but the rest of the crew admires my skill and hoochiewoochie." Balz smiled benignly. at the choir assembled in the control room. "Up periscope." The scope hummed, Balz slapped the handles open and placed his eye against the eye piece. "This is schwooggie, the sea is calm and our hapless victim is a tanker. We will sink it with the deck gun." "Oh, no, Not the deck gun," Bernard wailed.. "Well, I am not going to toss the sandwiches you have made for breakfast at it. "But the tanker will shoot back and sink us." Balz chuckled and assumed a heroic pose. For your pleasure and the glory of German arms, I will demonstrate my great skills as a naval, maritime, nautical gunmanship master. I just make waterborne artillery sing a delightful song of doom to the enemy." "Can I yodel while you perform your song of doom? "Bernard asked. "No, you will hum together with the choir." Balz tapped his tuning fork .The choir hummed "Surface, man the deck gun." Air hissed, U123 rose to the surface. To be continued stay tuned for another exciting epode of the Balz chronicles __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

07-20-13, 07:51 AM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Welcome back to the surface Alex __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-20-13, 09:22 AM	#3
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Nice one! We do need some birds fornicating the tea cozy while performing the deck gun attack... __________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers."

07-20-13, 05:37 PM	#6
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Can not wait to see/read the next Balz story! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

07-20-13, 02:33 PM	#4
desertstriker Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2012 Location: mod soup bar and grill Posts: 1,756 Downloads: 998 Uploads: 0	what shall bernard do wrong this time i wonder.