angering the roaring rubber stick

Lord_magerius · 02-10-12, 04:07 PM

Let's face it there just aren't enough euphemisms being used today, now you can change that with the Euphemism Generator

Add some of the more interesting ones you find and lets see if we can bring back the humble euphemism.

Sailor Steve · 02-11-12, 01:29 AM

Honestly, I think you're walking on the captain with this one.

August · 02-11-12, 12:10 PM

The English are going to take the piss with this thread!.

Sailor Steve · 02-11-12, 12:31 PM

August, why do you keep yodeling in the chicken?

joegrundman · 02-11-12, 01:55 PM

august has a pronounced tendency to point at the proverbial witness

August · 02-11-12, 02:16 PM

Forgive me. I'm just sitting here twirling the one-eyed cactus trying not to break surf the otters light bulb.

Jimbuna · 02-14-12, 08:14 AM

She checked the coast was clear before tweaking the badger.

frau kaleun · 02-14-12, 11:51 AM

Obligatory:

Bilge_Rat · 02-14-12, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

She checked the coast was clear before tweaking the badger.

should'nt that be "weasel"...

August · 02-14-12, 09:45 PM

Will you stop boxing the forbidden trouser clam?!

nikimcbee · 02-15-12, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

Will you stop boxing the forbidden trouser clam?!

Jimbuna · 02-15-12, 06:56 AM

He normally shut his eyes while dropping the wee cactus.

Osmium Steele · 02-14-12, 01:58 PM

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.

Perusing the legendary nether robot!

And....

Of course, back in my day we called it serving the stiff weeping banana.

u crank · 02-14-12, 04:44 PM

Hey! Who's been bagging the orange raisin?

Jimbuna · 02-14-12, 04:50 PM

Or flossing the Polish chimp?

02-10-12, 04:07 PM	#1
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	angering the roaring rubber stick Let's face it there just aren't enough euphemisms being used today, now you can change that with the Euphemism Generator Add some of the more interesting ones you find and lets see if we can bring back the humble euphemism. __________________ Last edited by Lord_magerius; 02-10-12 at 06:30 PM.

02-11-12, 01:29 AM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Honestly, I think you're walking on the captain with this one. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-11-12, 12:10 PM	#3
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,222 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The English are going to take the piss with this thread!. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

02-11-12, 12:31 PM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	August, why do you keep yodeling in the chicken? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-11-12, 01:55 PM	#5
joegrundman Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,689 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	august has a pronounced tendency to point at the proverbial witness __________________ "Enemy submarines are to be called U-Boats. The term submarine is to be reserved for Allied under water vessels. U-Boats are those dastardly villains who sink our ships, while submarines are those gallant and noble craft which sink theirs." Winston Churchill

02-11-12, 02:16 PM	#6
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,222 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Forgive me. I'm just sitting here twirling the one-eyed cactus trying not to break surf the otters light bulb. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

02-14-12, 08:14 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,825 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	She checked the coast was clear before tweaking the badger. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-14-12, 11:51 AM	#8
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Obligatory:

02-14-12, 09:45 PM	#10
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,222 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Will you stop boxing the forbidden trouser clam?! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

02-15-12, 06:56 AM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,825 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He normally shut his eyes while dropping the wee cactus. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-14-12, 01:58 PM	#13
Osmium Steele Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Upper midwest USA Posts: 1,101 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend. Perusing the legendary nether robot! And.... Of course, back in my day we called it serving the stiff weeping banana. __________________ In the month of July of the year 1348, between the feasts of St. Benedict and of St. Swithin, a strange thing came upon England... My U297 build thread

02-14-12, 04:44 PM	#14
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,747 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Hey! Who's been bagging the orange raisin? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

02-14-12, 04:50 PM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,825 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Or flossing the Polish chimp? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!