Puns - Page 3

Jimbuna · 12-17-11, 08:31 AM

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Sailor Steve · 12-17-11, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Man walks into a Greek tailor shop. Tailor looks at the visitor's pants and says "Euripides?"

Man replies, "Yes, Eumenides?"

<Gryllidae stridulation>

Incredible!

Jimbuna · 12-17-11, 02:23 PM

I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations.

Kaye T. Bai · 12-18-11, 12:08 AM

The aboriginals were here first, because they had reservations.

Herr-Berbunch · 12-18-11, 05:55 AM

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Jimbuna · 12-18-11, 10:16 AM

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

Kaye T. Bai · 12-20-11, 09:58 PM

My amputee friend told me that he wanted to run in the local marathon. I advised him against it, telling him that he didn't have a leg to stand on.

Kongo Otto · 12-20-11, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I'm reading this great new physics book. It's all about anti-gravity and I just can't put it down.

Jimbuna · 12-21-11, 08:31 AM

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

Karle94 · 12-21-11, 12:34 PM

In the last few years, icy roads are the only thing that has knocked me off my feet. I`ve always said that mother nature is my only natural enemy.

Jimbuna · 12-21-11, 06:18 PM

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Kaye T. Bai · 01-02-12, 05:24 AM

A group of minors were trapped underground.

Jimbuna · 01-02-12, 11:44 AM

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.

Kaye T. Bai · 01-08-12, 11:07 AM

A man has died at the wharf. Police are looking into it; witnesses describe the circumstances of the man's death as "fishy".

vienna · 01-08-12, 03:37 PM

A funiture refinisher was found dead recently: he was working on an antique piece and had two containers nearby, one filled with ale and the other with lacquer. He apparently took a big dink out of the wrong container. He had a terrible end but, a great finish...

12-17-11, 08:31 AM	#31
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,501 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-17-11, 02:23 PM	#33
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,501 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-18-11, 05:55 AM	#35
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. __________________

12-18-11, 10:16 AM	#36
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,501 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-21-11, 08:31 AM	#39
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,501 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-18-11, 12:08 AM	#34
Kaye T. Bai Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster Posts: 585 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	The aboriginals were here first, because they had reservations.

12-20-11, 09:58 PM	#37
Kaye T. Bai Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster Posts: 585 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	My amputee friend told me that he wanted to run in the local marathon. I advised him against it, telling him that he didn't have a leg to stand on.

12-21-11, 12:34 PM	#40
Karle94 The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Norseland Posts: 1,355 Downloads: 253 Uploads: 0	In the last few years, icy roads are the only thing that has knocked me off my feet. I`ve always said that mother nature is my only natural enemy. __________________ Find my mods here: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/lzgciodldp58p/SH4_Mods My SH4 blog here: http://karle94.blogspot.com/

12-21-11, 06:18 PM	#41
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,501 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-02-12, 05:24 AM	#42
Kaye T. Bai Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster Posts: 585 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	A group of minors were trapped underground.

01-02-12, 11:44 AM	#43
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,501 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-08-12, 11:07 AM	#44
Kaye T. Bai Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster Posts: 585 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	A man has died at the wharf. Police are looking into it; witnesses describe the circumstances of the man's death as "fishy".

01-08-12, 03:37 PM	#45
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	A funiture refinisher was found dead recently: he was working on an antique piece and had two containers nearby, one filled with ale and the other with lacquer. He apparently took a big dink out of the wrong container. He had a terrible end but, a great finish...