Romney: God wants America to lead - Page 3

MH · 10-09-11, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Yea an "old era"...

lol

Dowly · 10-09-11, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Anyway, whenever I hear someone saying that their country is doing something because 'God wills it', I always think back to an old era.

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Originally Posted by Mein Kampf_Vol1_Ch2

And so I believe to-day that my conduct is in accordance with the will of
the Almighty Creator. In standing guard against the Jew I am defending the
handiwork of the Lord.

krashkart · 10-09-11, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Jesus he knows me, and he knows I'm right.

(Bugger, now I'm going to have to listen to that song again)

Anyway, whenever I hear someone saying that their country is doing something because 'God wills it', I always think back to an old era.

I usually think of the Holy Hand Grenade. Because God wills... no, demands it. Or maybe because the thought of a Holy Hand Grenade amuses me.

Oberon · 10-09-11, 03:24 PM

Pie Jesu Domine,
dona eis requiem.
*WHACK*

JU_88 · 10-09-11, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Skybird · 10-09-11, 03:57 PM

And this one, not linked to this thread, but I was wetting my pants:

Dowly · 10-09-11, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

And this one, not linked to this thread, but I was wetting my pants:

Never seen that one!

krashkart · 10-09-11, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

That's good.

ajrimmer42 · 10-09-11, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

I usually think of the Holy Hand Grenade. Because God wills... no, demands it. Or maybe because the thought of a Holy Hand Grenade amuses me.

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Platapus · 10-09-11, 05:56 PM

And this represents the best of the best of the best of the GOP?

Swell.

nikimcbee · 10-09-11, 06:54 PM

em2nought · 10-09-11, 10:00 PM

Great to see that they learned the lessons of the last presidential election.

Kongo Otto · 10-09-11, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp...b81a81b8e4.241

I realy hope they have better candidates.

Hmm so Romney talks to god on a daily base?
If so this one come to my mind:
"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."
(House M.D.)

10-09-11, 03:57 PM	#36
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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,382 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	And this represents the best of the best of the best of the GOP? Swell. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Great to see that they learned the lessons of the last presidential election. __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. *WHACK*