Romney: God wants America to lead

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Jesus he knows me, and he knows I'm right.

(Bugger, now I'm going to have to listen to that song again)

Anyway, whenever I hear someone saying that their country is doing something because 'God wills it', I always think back to an old era.

I usually think of the Holy Hand Grenade. Because God wills... no, demands it. Or maybe because the thought of a Holy Hand Grenade amuses me.

[Oberon]

Pie Jesu Domine,
dona eis requiem.
*WHACK*

[ajrimmer42]

Originally Posted by krashkart

I usually think of the Holy Hand Grenade. Because God wills... no, demands it. Or maybe because the thought of a Holy Hand Grenade amuses me.

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'