MAYANS can't count

[antikristuseke]

You don't say...

[krashkart]

He seems to be quite artistic.

[antikristuseke]

Bat**** insane would be the terms id use.

[krashkart]

That too.

Originally Posted by Tribesman

Nibiru and planet X????
thats the crap from that loony in wisconsin who said that it was all going to end on 27th march in 2003, nice to see they changed the date.
the monster in the sky was going to stop the earth spinning move the pole and shatter the crust leading to the end of civilisation 7 years ago.

How on earth do people actually swallow this rubbish?

It's me, I'm the loony in Wisconsin.

[yubba]

Yes I'm inssssssaaaannnnee in the mmmmeeeeeeemmmmbbbbrrraaaaiiiinnn I faked all of this stuff in my basement had the whole world thinkin it was going to end 2012 fooled ya ,forecast for 2012 sunbeams and lolliepops HHHaaaa HHHaaaaaaa HHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa anybody need a slightly used earthqauke machine you ll have too move it, had a bitch of a time getting it my basement.

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

Actually, the Mayan calendar says nothing about the end of the world. This myth has become hugely popular amongst people for some reason. Who started it, I don't know. But I'd like to kill them with a baseball bat if I had the chance.

Anyway, the Mayans simply stated, and I quote, that there would be a "great change" in the world. That's all. Nothing about it ending, nothing about aliens or any of that bullsh**, just a "great change". What the change was they were referring to we can speculate on. I doubt it anything more than just mere mythological prophecy amongst their culture.

From what ive read since i first heard about it, the change meant a change of seasons for their harvesting, just like a gardener changes his patch every few yrs or so to avoid diseases except this 2012 to the mayans is one major change - the big one so to speak. Come 2012 they grow their crop facing east instead of west type of thing. No end of the world.

[Ziggy]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

From what ive read since i first heard about it, the change meant a change of seasons for their harvesting, just like a gardener changes his patch every few yrs or so to avoid diseases except this 2012 to the mayans is one major change - the big one so to speak. Come 2012 they grow their crop facing east instead of west type of thing. No end of the world.

How do you grow crops facing a direction?

[yubba]

So whats black and blue and is flying like a bat out of hell through our solar system?????? sure isn t a frog in a blender or a tot sittin in the corner munchin on razor blades.

[Oberon]

Neptune?

Neptune?

Only if he is carrying a trident and flying with two dolphins.

So whats black and blue and is flying like a bat out of hell through our solar system??????

Neptunes battered wife who complained once too often about him shagging all them godesses

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by yubba

Yes I'm inssssssaaaannnnee in the mmmmeeeeeeemmmmbbbbrrraaaaiiiinnn I faked all of this stuff in my basement had the whole world thinkin it was going to end 2012 fooled ya ,forecast for 2012 sunbeams and lolliepops HHHaaaa HHHaaaaaaa HHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa anybody need a slightly used earthqauke machine you ll have too move it, had a bitch of a time getting it my basement.

Originally Posted by yubba

So whats black and blue and is flying like a bat out of hell through our solar system?????? sure isn t a frog in a blender or a tot sittin in the corner munchin on razor blades.

Seriously mate, the meds only work if you take them out of the bottle, put them in your mouth an swallow them.

[yubba]

If I wasn't on drugs, that I should be. now you tell me , I thought you downed the whole thing gggeeewwwsss rotten party poopers.

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by yubba

If I wasn't on drugs, that I should be.

[yubba]