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Old 03-06-09, 11:27 PM   #1
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A new musthave goodie for our american weapon-fetishists

You dont have to wait for later
heres a new eliminator.
Ask your local weapon trader
for the Superperforator...







From a German comedy called "Der Schuh des Manitu". It's a persiflage on the german-made Karl-May-westerns made in the 60s and 70s, which were quite popular over here at that time.
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Old 03-06-09, 11:34 PM   #2
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From the makers of that movie:

"80% of all jesters are going to the wrong costume ball":


"Little Hitler" (a persiflage of a long-running TV-commercial for candies, given from gandpa to his grandhcild):


Terminator (a persiflage of, well, hm, "Terminator" the movie was called, I think):
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Old 03-06-09, 11:39 PM   #3
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I laughed a litte, but I'm not totally sure I get the joke. I'm not terribly familiar with those shows, and I am decidedly unfamiliar with the popular perception of them in Germany.

Nonetheless, I may begin referring to my 39' Walther P38 as "the Superperforator"
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Old 03-06-09, 11:46 PM   #4
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One more thing; Would I be amiss in assuming that the Terminator spoof is a gun-control joke?
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One more thing; Would I be amiss in assuming that the Terminator spoof is a gun-control joke?
It definitely was nothing about gun control laws. It just was comedy, depicting the Terminator as a total idiot who can't separate bread or shoes from an pump gun. It's also making fun of Arnie's accent - that region-typical Alpinistic noise plays a role in many of Bully's sketches. I think he is Austrian too, but I'm not sure.
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Old 03-07-09, 12:17 AM   #6
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One more thing; Would I be amiss in assuming that the Terminator spoof is a gun-control joke?
It definitely was nothing about gun control laws. It just was comedy, depicting the Terminator as a total idiot who can't separate bread or shoes from an pump gun. It's also making fun of Arnie's accent - that region-typical Alpinistic noise plays a role in many of Bully's sketches. I think he is Austrian too, but I'm not sure.
Too bad, it would have been funnier as a joke promoting gun-control

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P-38? Jesus.. we just to say about those: 8 warning shots, 1 well aimed throw.
I've heard the same joke about many other pistols.:rotfl:
Honestly, though, is it considered to be inaccurate? I've never had any problems.
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Old 03-07-09, 12:55 AM   #7
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That's about as "gay" as it gets.
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P-38? Jesus.. we just to say about those: 8 warning shots, 1 well aimed throw.
I've heard the same joke about many other pistols.:rotfl:
Honestly, though, is it considered to be inaccurate? I've never had any problems.
I prefer my trusty M1911: Accurate as a thrown baseball for about the same distance and pretty effective as a club too.
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I laughed a litte, but I'm not totally sure I get the joke. I'm not terribly familiar with those shows, and I am decidedly unfamiliar with the popular perception of them in Germany.

Nonetheless, I may begin referring to my 39' Walther P38 as "the Superperforator"
P-38? Jesus.. we used to say about those: 8 warning shots, 1 well aimed throw.

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Old 03-07-09, 05:17 AM   #10
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I laughed a litte, but I'm not totally sure I get the joke. I'm not terribly familiar with those shows, and I am decidedly unfamiliar with the popular perception of them in Germany.

Nonetheless, I may begin referring to my 39' Walther P38 as "the Superperforator"
P-38? Jesus.. we used to say about those: 8 warning shots, 1 well aimed throw.

Heh, here that is said about Makarovs.
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Old 03-07-09, 07:43 AM   #11
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P-38? Jesus.. we used to say about those: 8 warning shots, 1 well aimed throw.
Well, if you take the clip out off it you already have two throws.
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Magazine, it is a magazine, not a clip. Learn the bloody difference!
Sorry, it's one of my pet peewees
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Magazine, it is a magazine, not a clip. Learn the bloody difference!
Sorry, it's one of my pet peewees
Sorry that I was decieved by wrong information. I will never dare to call it a clip again. I will now dig out my old video games, reinstall them to find out which of them gave me the wrong information, that this things are called clips and will write a letter to the publisher in which I demand my money back.
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Magazine, it is a magazine, not a clip. Learn the bloody difference!
Sorry, it's one of my pet peewees
You better tell Webster's dictionary the difference, too.
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I enjoyed the KKK one


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