Very Disturbing Christian Website

Stealth Hunter · 04-20-08, 01:24 AM

This is an example... and it's just the KID section!

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Listen to this:

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Also, the kid section states that the world is less than 10,000 years old and dinosaurs still walk the earth.

Damn... no wonder kids are becoming so fruity today.

You know the United States ranks 18th in scientific research? I'm ashamed of how separation of church and state no longer means anything. We're slowly lagging behind due to religious morality. Creepy stuff.

XabbaRus · 04-20-08, 03:07 AM

Crazy, condenscending git. I see the bit about jews are imperfect pre-christians. Ah don't you love the net, anyone can write what they want.

antikristuseke · 04-20-08, 03:18 AM

Free speech comes with its own share of twats id like to shut up, but whose right to speak i respect.
Im not going to make the grand gesture saying that i would defend their right to speak to my dieing breath, because in all honesty, I probably wouldnt. But i will make no effort to stop them speaking.

Edit: i might revise my statement when i get some sleep and sober up, have watched Blade Runner directors cut, Chopper, Monty Pythons Holy Grail, dawn of the Dead and Evil Aliens in a row while puting a pint of whisky and 4 pints of beer behind my breath.

Letum · 04-20-08, 03:59 AM

Calm down guys!

This is a parody site.
However, it is very, very hard to tell. They never write articles that have not been
written on genuine sites first and often link to genuine sites.

Supremely subtle. They got you chaps hook and line huh?

*edit* for the proofs, look at the childrens art section.

(am I allwoed to post that one ^ ?)

antikristuseke · 04-20-08, 04:02 AM

As i said previously, i'll have to check back when im less inebriated, detecting subtelyt is not muy strong site right now.

Letum · 04-20-08, 04:09 AM

I like these guys better than Landover.

nikimcbee · 04-20-08, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

As i said previously, i'll have to check back when im less inebriated, detecting subtelyt is not muy strong site right now.

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Tchocky · 04-20-08, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Edit: i might revise my statement when i get some sleep and sober up, have watched Blade Runner directors cut, Chopper, Monty Pythons Holy Grail, dawn of the Dead and Evil Aliens in a row while puting a pint of whisky and 4 pints of beer behind my breath.

Legend

antikristuseke · 04-20-08, 03:58 AM

heh, they would be real scared if they took Estonia under their scope, hrere the vast mojority are aheists, though most claim to belive in some spiritual forces.

Brag · 04-25-08, 05:04 PM

Judging by the pictures, this sect believes in bestiality :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

THE_MASK · 04-28-08, 07:45 AM

God = Time divided by thought X Rs = 2MG /C2 (the stairway to heaven).

Disprove that hawking !!!!!!!!!

Tchocky · 04-28-08, 08:43 AM

Quote:

I slunk in my seat, trying to look inconspicuous. My disguise was modeled on other men I'd seen in church — pane glasses and the very gayest blue-and-white-striped Gap polo shirt I'd been able to find that afternoon. Buried on a clearance rack next to the underwear section in a nearby mall, the Gap shirt was one of those irritating throwbacks to the Meatballs/Seventies-summer-camp-geek look, but stripped of its sartorial irony, it really just screamed Friendless Loser! — so I bought it without hesitation and tried to match it with that sheepish, ashamed-to-have-a-penis look I had seen so many other young men wearing in church. With the glasses and a slouch I hoped I was at least in the ballpark of what I thought I needed to look like, which was a slow-moving hulk of confused, shipwrecked masculinity, flailing for an Answer.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics..._me_puke/print

Foxtrot · 04-30-08, 06:06 AM

So according to the latest news: Girls recovered from Texas compund are teeange moms.

*sarcasm* Now after reading stuff about this sect, I am seriously considering to join it. Thinking about three pretty girls serving you without any question, and no nagging at home. And of course, it is likely possible that these women are not leftovers of some dude before you

antikristuseke · 04-30-08, 08:19 AM

Quote:

"In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, I cast out the demon of the intellect!" Fortenberry continued. "In the name of Jesus, I cast out the demon of anal fissures!"

Demon of anal fissures?

silentrunner · 04-30-08, 01:49 PM

Allright I haven't been on subsim for a while so I haven't posted in this thread. I have to say that that original sight offends me. It makes all Christians sound like ignorant ass holes. That part about how you shouldn't talk to atheists because they are mean and grumpy; that was retarded. I don't really care what your beliefs are; it is none of business. Yeah I will try to spread my religion, but I will just tell people about it. I will not cram it down any body's throat. Because really I don't want people craming their beliefs down my throat, so why would they want me to do it to them. Whoever created that site is not a very good Christian when all the site preaches is hatred of other people.

04-20-08, 01:24 AM	#1
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Very Disturbing Christian Website This is an example... and it's just the KID section! http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ Listen to this: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them. Also, the kid section states that the world is less than 10,000 years old and dinosaurs still walk the earth. Damn... no wonder kids are becoming so fruity today. You know the United States ranks 18th in scientific research? I'm ashamed of how separation of church and state no longer means anything. We're slowly lagging behind due to religious morality. Creepy stuff.

04-20-08, 03:07 AM	#2
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Crazy, condenscending git. I see the bit about jews are imperfect pre-christians. Ah don't you love the net, anyone can write what they want. __________________

04-20-08, 03:59 AM	#4
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Calm down guys! This is a parody site. However, it is very, very hard to tell. They never write articles that have not been written on genuine sites first and often link to genuine sites. Supremely subtle. They got you chaps hook and line huh? edit for the proofs, look at the childrens art section. (am I allwoed to post that one ^ ?) __________________

04-20-08, 04:09 AM	#6
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	I like these guys better than Landover. __________________

04-25-08, 05:04 PM	#10
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Judging by the pictures, this sect believes in bestiality :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

04-20-08, 03:18 AM	#3
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Free speech comes with its own share of twats id like to shut up, but whose right to speak i respect. Im not going to make the grand gesture saying that i would defend their right to speak to my dieing breath, because in all honesty, I probably wouldnt. But i will make no effort to stop them speaking. Edit: i might revise my statement when i get some sleep and sober up, have watched Blade Runner directors cut, Chopper, Monty Pythons Holy Grail, dawn of the Dead and Evil Aliens in a row while puting a pint of whisky and 4 pints of beer behind my breath.

04-20-08, 04:02 AM	#5
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	As i said previously, i'll have to check back when im less inebriated, detecting subtelyt is not muy strong site right now.

04-20-08, 03:58 AM	#9
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	heh, they would be real scared if they took Estonia under their scope, hrere the vast mojority are aheists, though most claim to belive in some spiritual forces.

04-28-08, 07:45 AM	#11
THE_MASK Ace of the deep . Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9,226 Downloads: 901 Uploads: 73	God = Time divided by thought X Rs = 2MG /C2 (the stairway to heaven). Disprove that hawking !!!!!!!!!

04-30-08, 06:06 AM	#13
Foxtrot Ensign Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 231 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	So according to the latest news: Girls recovered from Texas compund are teeange moms. sarcasm Now after reading stuff about this sect, I am seriously considering to join it. Thinking about three pretty girls serving you without any question, and no nagging at home. And of course, it is likely possible that these women are not leftovers of some dude before you __________________ And when the plane got down to, 'The plane is 10 miles out,' the young man also said to the vice president, 'Do the orders still stand?' And the vice president turned and whipped his neck around and said, 'Of course the orders still stand. Have you heard anything to the contrary?' Well, at the time I didn't know what all that meant.

04-30-08, 01:49 PM	#15
silentrunner Watch Officer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mind your own business English Types Posts: 334 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Allright I haven't been on subsim for a while so I haven't posted in this thread. I have to say that that original sight offends me. It makes all Christians sound like ignorant ass holes. That part about how you shouldn't talk to atheists because they are mean and grumpy; that was retarded. I don't really care what your beliefs are; it is none of business. Yeah I will try to spread my religion, but I will just tell people about it. I will not cram it down any body's throat. Because really I don't want people craming their beliefs down my throat, so why would they want me to do it to them. Whoever created that site is not a very good Christian when all the site preaches is hatred of other people. __________________