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Granted, and because the company owner didn't approve of it, you now have a perminate vacation .
I wish to be back in 4th bell back on Friday December 19th at 8:21AM, and my teacher had the same lesson plans, and I still had the ability subsim posting, and could still log in. And that this wish had a uncrushable steel/concreet barier surounding it so it couldnt be crushed by anybody or thing anywhere.
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Ok...if you wish
You wish to be back in 4th bell back on Friday December 19th at 8:21AM, and your teacher had the same lesson plans, and you still had the ability subsim posting, and could still log in. And that this wish had a uncrushable steel/concreet barrier surounding it so it couldnt be crushed by anybody or thing anywhere. Granted...your back in 4th bell which is located in the local chapel. Inside hanging from the gong inside...at 830am it will ring 32 times banging your head from side to side in remembrance of the lesson the teacher had...32 times for 32 pages...you upon thinking your dream was uncrushable are dropped from the tower bell on your head...your in a coma for 15 years in the steel/concrete barrier you wished your uncrushable wish from...You Doctor Muhammad, born from a marriage earlier is now your Doctor...his special is Proctology...and he likes remotes... I wish Jimbuna had never had a kid named Muhammed... KD Last edited by Koondawg; 12-20-08 at 09:33 PM. |
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granted now his kids name is Mu.
i wish life came with a temperature control knob, so I can change the temperature around me.
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Granted you wish life came with a temperature control knob, so you can change the temperature around you. Although you forget right is hot and left is cold...you of course turn it left...
Your frostbite nibbles at all your extensions...rendering you a dwarf. You are now a start on the hit show "Little People Big World". You will later on become a grammy winner in the porn movie..."Little Cowboys big Steers". I wish we would have a few more wish crushers in here... KD |
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Granted your wish is crushed and then they leave.
I wish I had a time machine to send loondawg into the Jurassic period of the development of earth.
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Dinner is ready! But it is something you hate eating. Yourself
I wish my avatar would LEAVE
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granted, but a keelhualed avatar comes to take its place.
I wish I had a time machine to send Koondawg into the Jurassic period of earths development. (got the name right this time.)
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Granted you do, but being a man, you fail to read the instructions - push the wrong button - and send yourself and the FB Jimbo always talks about back to the future where you two become the infamous Adam and Eve - causing mankind's destruction once the theology scholars and anthropologists find out this fact.
I wish this were not so much fun in the morning hours...
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Granted, the evening hours will have to do then.
I wish santa would hurry up. |
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Granted, Santa will hurry up but you are not on his list.
I wish Santa's green little fellows would write your name there Last edited by kranz; 12-21-08 at 07:50 AM. |
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Granted, but the list is then stolen by a group of elite Ubootcomradeland commandos on a mission to steal santa claus and his elves.
I wish the commandos are sucessful on their mission.
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Granted, but unbeknownst to you, they are loyal to the deposed communist regime, which uses the list to blackmail you into giving them control of the country again
I wish ubootcomrade's counter-revolution would succeed
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Granted, they now suck more seeds than anyone else has ever managed to since records were kept.
I wish your momma would stop calling me. |
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Granted, now its your daddy.
![]() I wish jimbunas phone would get disconnect.
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