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11-27-08, 12:00 PM | #4051 |
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Granted, the Laissezians ran faster, and they now demand compensation from the contractor (The damned socailists got away with it!), which happens to be Task Force, who is forced to pay his 1,000,000,000 Raptoland Moolahs
I Task Force wouldn't face legal charges over that faulty wheel
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11-27-08, 12:25 PM | #4052 |
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Granted, he now faces financial charges, meaning his parents stop his pocket money allowance for the next 5 years.
I wish I wasn't still at work.
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11-27-08, 06:18 PM | #4053 |
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Granted, your fired!
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11-27-08, 07:56 PM | #4054 |
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Granted, you now live at your job.
I wish bookworms job had better sleeping accomidations.
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11-28-08, 04:36 AM | #4055 |
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Granted, it has taken over your house during your recent lawsuit and now uses it for sleeping accommodations
I wish Task Force's house is big enough for all the employees
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11-28-08, 04:50 AM | #4056 |
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Granted, for all the employees....all two of them.
I wish the bitch sitting opposite me at work would learn to apply her make up properly.
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11-28-08, 09:24 AM | #4057 |
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Granted, the bitch sitting opposite you at work learns to apply her make up properly, but she learns by applying it to your face and you subsequently are laughed out of the precinct and the only job you can now find is as a bartender at the "Blue Oyster".
I wish this guy wasn't so smug |
11-28-08, 11:25 AM | #4058 |
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Granted, he is no longer smug. Now he's :p "a little too happy" and he forces you to go with him to his now favorite bar, the "Blue Oyster". There you discover the bartender is jimbuna, a cop who was disgraced by your crushed wish, and he handcuffs you to the bar rail, drops your drawers, and sells the patrons rides for $0.25.
I wish I was a time traveler. |
11-28-08, 01:33 PM | #4059 |
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Granted, but you have no precise control over which time you end up in and you find yourself in the Blue Oyster Bar alongside DT 'having fun'.
I wish I could charge people more than $0.25 for the double act.
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11-28-08, 06:24 PM | #4060 |
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Granted, but its now $0.30 for the double act.
I wish I could film the whole double act fiasco and sell the copys for £500 each.
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11-28-08, 06:30 PM | #4061 |
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Granted. You film the whole double act fiasco and sell the copies for £500 each. Then you discover DT and MB are minors and jimbuna arrests you for child porno distribution. You are put in a sell with a 300kg hairy guy name 'Miss Bubba'.
I wish I had a handcuff key. |
11-28-08, 06:48 PM | #4062 |
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Granted, but they dont work in the ones you have on.
I wish for a lazer gun.
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11-28-08, 06:51 PM | #4063 |
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Granted, you now have a laser gun. Since they are not legal in the UK, you are arrested by jimbuna and cuffed to the bar next to DT and sold for $0.10 per ride.
I wish I had a brain. |
11-28-08, 06:54 PM | #4064 |
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Granted, but it has been used and is no longer working.
I wish MothBalls brain wasnt all used up.
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11-29-08, 04:34 AM | #4065 |
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Granted, it is no longer used at all for anything other than plotting your destruction
I wish that crush was less evil by a factor of 10 |
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