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Ace of the Deep
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Granted, they lie about their age, about who tore up the furniture, who 'passed gas', and who ate the homework.
I wish I were better at PC games... |
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I wish I knew what was afoot |
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#3739 |
Grey Wolf
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Granted! The Hunt for TarJak is now afoot. Lock and load boys....
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#3740 |
Grey Wolf
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Granted you get to know who will get TJ first, but Chuck Conners (the original rifleman) UNLOADS on you for taking his name and fills ya full of lead...
I wish whoever crushes my wish has an alligator farm back up into his toilet... KD |
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#3741 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, but the alligators were frightened off by the saltwater crocodile that lives there.
I wish the crocodile that lives in my toilet is too busy eating alligators to bite me on the bum |
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#3742 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but it isn't too busy to bite you in the balls instead.
I wish I could watch. |
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#3743 |
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Granted, you are also in the same bathroom. As soon as the croc's done with TarJak, you're next!
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#3744 |
Grey Wolf
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Granted your watching this on a CC tv inside a panic room, however, when the crocs are done wiith jimbo and TJ they find their way into the panic room via the crapper...they toss you around like a pair of Vegas dice before snapping you in half...
I wish I could be on the Hazmat crew cleaniing up the panic room with Steve Erwin... KD |
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#3745 |
Chief of the Boat
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granted, but you suddenly suffer a heart attack brought on by shock when you see one of TJ's eyes wink at you and what's left of a pair of lips say "hello sailor".
I wish problems were less problematic. |
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#3746 |
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Granted, they are but the problem is that people just cannot see it because of the mountain of problems they heap upon themselves while trying to sort through the everyday problems of not being problematic enough if you understand my meaning and if not...then that's YOUR PROBLEM not mine because problems are just not problematic for me as I have no problem telling myself what I meant to say.
I wish that alligator had not enjoyed himself so much feasting on TJ's whatever it was that JB was so closely and intently scrutinizing... |
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#3747 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted he didn't
I wish I was no longer up to my nutz in alligators and crocodiles |
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#3748 |
Grey Wolf
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Granted your now up to your nipples in crocs and alligators...:rotfl:
I wish that TJ's nipple rings choak the croc and alligators and he survives... ![]() KD |
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#3749 |
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Granted, TJ survives and is now charged for killing various protected and endangered species of crocs and alligators.
I wish for someone to alter the timeline so this post will never be written in its current form... |
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#3750 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted, it isn't. Once upon a time, there was a little crocodile who liked nipple rings. As it was running in the fores it met up with a big, bad wolf.
I wish I could take a day of vacation today. |
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