Dear Steve Thread - Page 24

Sailor Steve · 12-22-12, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Dear Steve

My magic boomerang doesn't come back anymore when I throw it.

Do you think it may have turned into a stick?

A.N.xious

No. I think it suspects you threw another stick, and now it's avoiding you.

STEED · 12-22-12, 03:20 PM

Dear Steve

What a let down you are, but the officer you had a chat with was a great help and with luck good bye to the Tory scum for ever. But as I'm a laid back guy I'm going to give you a second chance, Why is American coffee so bloody awful?

TarJak · 12-22-12, 03:24 PM

Dear Steve,

While you are at it, can you learn your American countrymen how to make a good cup of tea?

Tealess in Seattle

Sailor Steve · 12-22-12, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Dear Steve

What a let down you are, but the officer you had a chat with was a great help and with luck good bye to the Tory scum for ever. But as I'm a laid back guy I'm going to give you a second chance, Why is American coffee so bloody awful?

Because your British taste buds have no taste.

Sailor Steve · 12-22-12, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Dear Steve,

While you are at it, can you learn your American countrymen how to make a good cup of tea?

Tealess in Seattle

No. I can "learn" you furriners how to say "teach" though.

I make my own, tea, and it hasn't complained once.

Cybermat47 · 12-22-12, 05:19 PM

Dear Steve,

I'm seeing things. Walls! And the ceiling too! Arrrrgh! I have 30 seconds to decide! 30 SECONDS!

Sincerely,
Trapped in a SIDRAT.

Sailor Steve · 12-22-12, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Dear Steve,

I'm seeing things. Walls! And the ceiling too! Arrrrgh! I have 30 seconds to decide! 30 SECONDS!

Sincerely,
Trapped in a SIDRAT.

Goodbye, and have fun in the Crimean War Zone.

Jimbuna · 12-22-12, 06:56 PM

Dear Steve

I'm a prat but I'm sure yoyu have the answer.

Hopeful

Sailor Steve · 12-22-12, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Dear Steve

I'm a prat but I'm sure yoyu have the answer.

Hopeful

I took a pratfall once.

Yoyu does have the answer, but I haven't seen him in a couple of weeks.

Armistead · 12-22-12, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

What? I didn't catch that. How can I keep you on the payroll when you mumble like that? And what's with the tied-to-the-chair-with-a-gag-in-your-mouth schtick? I didn't know you were into bondage.

Good help is so hard to find these days!

Steed and Bossmark used a ball gag on me when Steed broke out......I'm better now...

I'm just concerned, being taped, beaten and gagged, well, I found it a tad exciting.....I did get worried when AVG came in making animal noises, so I remained very very quiet why he stole our last rabbit.

Sailor Steve · 12-22-12, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Steed and Bossmark used a ball gag on me when Steed broke out......I'm better now...

Good! I was wondering if you were going to make supper or not.

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I'm just concerned, being taped, beated and gagged, well, I found it a tad exciting.....

Oh, good! I have a girl in mind for you.

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I did get worried when AVG came in making animal noises, so I remained very very quiet why he stole our last rabbit.

So...no supper then?

STEED · 12-23-12, 05:48 AM

Dear Steve

Why is American beer flatter than water and has less taste than water?

You need the Germans to move in and take over as you guys just can't do beer!

u crank · 12-23-12, 10:56 AM

Dear Steve,

I had to remove my Sonic Interupter Device to scratch my head and I recieved this message. "Ooba, dooba, dooba do da do ron ron Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da." Any ideas?

Also, you seem like the kind of guy that has worn the foil before. Which is better, Alcan or Reynolds?

Clueless and under the bed.

Sailor Steve · 12-23-12, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Dear Steve

Why is American beer flatter than water and has less taste than water?

You need the Germans to move in and take over as you guys just can't do beer!

I notice you don't say we need to have you Brits move in etc.

Sailor Steve · 12-23-12, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by u crank

Dear Steve,

I had to remove my Sonic Interupter Device to scratch my head and I recieved this message. "Ooba, dooba, dooba do da do ron ron Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da." Any ideas?

That wasn't a Sonic Interupter. It was an Eight-Track Tape player from your mom's attic.

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Also, you seem like the kind of guy that has worn the foil before. Which is better, Alcan or Reynolds?

What??? None of that cheap, store-bought stuff works! I use only the finest satellite-grade mylar myself. $299.99 per square foot, availabl from my catalogue now.

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Clueless and under the bed.

Gaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! You really are clueless! Don't you know under the bed is WHERE THE MONSTERS ARE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

12-22-12, 03:20 PM	#347
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Dear Steve What a let down you are, but the officer you had a chat with was a great help and with luck good bye to the Tory scum for ever. But as I'm a laid back guy I'm going to give you a second chance, Why is American coffee so bloody awful? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Dear Steve, I'm seeing things. Walls! And the ceiling too! Arrrrgh! I have 30 seconds to decide! 30 SECONDS! Sincerely, Trapped in a SIDRAT. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

12-22-12, 06:56 PM	#353
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,377 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear Steve I'm a prat but I'm sure yoyu have the answer. Hopeful __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-23-12, 05:48 AM	#357
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Dear Steve Why is American beer flatter than water and has less taste than water? You need the Germans to move in and take over as you guys just can't do beer! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

12-23-12, 10:56 AM	#358
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,750 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, I had to remove my Sonic Interupter Device to scratch my head and I recieved this message. "Ooba, dooba, dooba do da do ron ron Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da." Any ideas? Also, you seem like the kind of guy that has worn the foil before. Which is better, Alcan or Reynolds? Clueless and under the bed. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

12-22-12, 03:24 PM	#348
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Dear Steve, While you are at it, can you learn your American countrymen how to make a good cup of tea? Tealess in Seattle