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In theory they are...for someone who actually knows how to use their brain and has an IQ of more than 10, which unfortunately you do not.
I wish movies were more lifelike...
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Granted, you now take the lead victim in Texas Chainsaw massacre. Bye bye!
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granted, but now we need to clean the meat cleaver. theres blood all over it.
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Granted, but seeing as how it is broken you will have to skip it and go straight to winter instead.
I wish the conceivable was perceivable. |
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Granted, the conceivable is perceivable, but the permutation doesn't equal the transmigration so we're all still royally hosed
I wish chessmasters were instead chestmasters |
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Granted... Now you have to find a treasurechest, but your now the master at it.
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Granted, but because of your spelling error they got 'burnt' instead.
I wish oblivion was a tangible asset. |
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Granted, but due to the wish-granting fairies bad hearing obsidian is now a tangerine asshat
I wish I knew why Last edited by Digital_Trucker; 04-25-09 at 11:31 AM. |
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You do...in that instant you cross over from the living to the dead.
I wish I had more grandchildren...
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Granted, but they annoy you so much, you commit suicide
I wish there weren't any fascist spies here
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Granted, they are all over 'there' instead.
I wish my memory would return. |
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Granted, your memory returns, but it forgets that's it's not a Swallow and it returns to Capistrano
I wish I could get a grip |
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You do, around JB's neck and do not let go, choking him to death as the Bobbies come looking for you, causing them arrest you, try you on the spot, and it's off to the gallows for you.
I wish I could stop this coughing...
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Granted, you stop this coughing and start this vomiting.
I wish NealT would stop this vomiting. |
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Granted, he vomited all his internal organs and there isn't anything left to vomit...
...on you, incidentally... I wish to break this chain of disgusting posts before it starts
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