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Granted, but your hopes are dashed by the next wish anyway.
I wish flattery was obsessive.
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#3152 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, flattery is now obsessive, but the saying "Obsessive will get you everywhere" now makes no sense and we are all forced to relearn thousands of trite old sayings. While we are doing that the Martinites sneak into Raptorland and Uboatcomreadeland and quietly overthrow the governments, attack DT city and cause the LHC to malfunction causing a huge brown hole
I wish to be excused from the brown hole |
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#3153 |
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granted, in future, a hired helper will assist you in performing that personal task.
I wish not to get that helpers job.
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#3154 |
Stowaway
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Granted, you are now in charge of parts inventory at the local leper colony as well as assistant hemorroid assessor and bedpan sanitizor. Eeeeuuuggghhh.
I wish Dream Crushing was an olympic sport. |
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#3155 |
The Old Man
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granted, you are chosen to represent your country and got gold medal. After two days they found some drugs in your pee which makes you the most hated person who has to emigrate to avoid being beheaded
I wish I had StG 44 |
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Still crazy as ever!
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I wish rolled up newspapers were banned under the Geneva Convention as a cruel and/or unusual punishment.
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#3157 |
Eternal Patrol
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Granted they are however due to a clerical error Rolled up
toilet paper is banned under the geneva convention, consequently every man woman child and military in the world is looking for you you may only gain safe haven by surrendering totally to the forces of Ubootecomradeograd. I wish I didnt have to turn in all my newpapers during the amnesty period. |
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#3158 |
Planesman
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Granted, but now you have to turn in your computer instead.
I wish martin knew that UbootcomradeGRAD was UbootcomradeLANDS capital city. ![]()
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#3159 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, hw knows but continues to deliberately transpose the two in order to annoy you.
I wish gyrocopters could do barrel rolls |
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Stowaway
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Granted, but yours will only do pickle-barrel rolls or jelly rolls while everybody elses gyrocopters will do beer-barrel rolls, snap-rolls, Immelmann's and Split-S's.
I wish for a stairway to heaven. |
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Rear Admiral
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Granted but it is only goes halfway.
I wish I knew gow to mod sh3/4 so I could do something to make SH even better. ![]()
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Granted but due to a problem with entropy you end up having to
write all of GWX solo while fending of questions and critics. I wish Ubootecomrade would get it straight UbootecomradeGrad is a small town in the township of Ubootecomradeland which is Clearly within the confines of the least fashionable province of mushyland that being the Province of raptorland. Dont make me send in the girl scouts from nieghboring Tarjak county to learn ya about it. |
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Rear Admiral
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Granted uboatecomrade gets it stright, but it goes in one ear and out the other.
I wish Task force land would be out of mushyland`s weapons range. ![]()
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#3164 |
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Granted. but your still well within range of the buna ICBM.
I wish my mind was made up.
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Still crazy as ever!
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I wish the sun shone for ever.
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