Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Raptor1]

Granted, and all humans turn to plants

I wish I had casus belli

[Koondawg]

Granted justification of your acts of war gets your ass kick by NATO...thus reducing your country into a hole on the desert which is buried by 3 front loaders...fall out last for 3 years

I wish I didn't have to go second after Jimbuna...now we are both in the ward waiting diagnosis...

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you don't have to go second, you go 4,576,993,372,496,187,168,357th, but by that time all of your fun parts have fallen off and there is nothing left but a toupee looking pile of hair.

I wish purple was concrete

[Raptor1]

Granted, human society breaks to pieces as purple turns to concrete

I wish that made sense to everyone

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Granted, human society breaks to pieces as purple turns to concrete

I wish that made sense to everyone

Granted, but everyone needed to have been doing 'shrooms to understand it.

I wish...you know, stuff knows what I wish. Good luck crushing this.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you know, stuff knows what you wish, but the stuff that knows what you wish is the double-stuff in the center of the Oreo cookie and, as we all know, that stuff is inanimate and cannot grant your wish, which is now crushed by the little girl dunking the cookie in the milk

I wish I had an Oreo and a glass of milk

[Task Force]

Granted Its a old stale oreo and a sour glass of milk.

I wish I had a new package of oreos and a glass of fresh milk.

[Tango589]

:rotfl:

Fair play for the crush!

Granted, but it's a poison oreo and a glass of dogs milk.

(Ps. Nothing wrong with dogs milk. Its full of good goodness, full of vitamins full of marrowbone jelly!)

I wish dogs milk didn't taste the same fresh as when it had gone off.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but that puts the final nail on the phantom health problems you never knew you had

EDIT: Granted, but it still tastes like...

I wish I had a nail to put on Task Force

[Task Force]

Granted but it dosent affect me in anyway. (already had on go in my leg)

I wish raptor would have crushed my dream faster.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you have them phantom health problems again

I wish I was a Man of Wealth and Taste, and that I had a fancy monocle

Granted but your Wealth is in STD's and your Taste reminds all and sundry of Joe Stalin's. Did I mention that your monocle was painted black?

I wish I rode a tank, held a general's rank...

[Mush Martin]

Granted but you lose a track where the Bodies stank and have no
gear or recovery units.


I wish you could guess my name.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it's Mup...Mur...Muz....nope, not granted

I wish I could guess his name

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you could guess his name, but you don't, causing you to be hounded by the watchdogs at the EU anti-profiteering society and barbeque pit and eventually forced to move to uboatcomradeograd and live in shame

I wish wishes were dishes with kanishes