why did the woman cross the road - Page 2

Kapitan · 12-11-05, 01:04 PM

i dont have a wife

Oberon · 12-11-05, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitain

i dont have a wife

Give her time Kap

I'm partway there

Kapitan · 12-11-05, 01:49 PM

erm she is 15 im 17 erm kinda long way to go considering her dad wouldnt let me marry her unless he was dead

Hitman · 12-11-05, 03:20 PM

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i dont have a wife

Oh, sorry I misread it, but don't worry you'll have one sooner or later. They are really persistent and always get what they want, much unlike us

But there are other options, watch this short tale a friend of mine told me some time ago:

A long, long time ago, there was a nice young man who was inloved with a young and pretty girl. He decided to ask her to marry him, and the girl replied: NO. And so the young man did not marry, stayed bachelor and lived forever happy, going to watch soccer with his friends whenever he wanted, getting drunk without someone complaining about it when he returned home, and having sex with as many possible woman as he could

retired1212 · 12-11-05, 04:38 PM

Once a scientist decided to understand what a woman really is. After years of research and the hardwork, that fella finally understood the women.

Guess what? He laughed, laughed and laughed and...died

gdogghenrikson · 12-11-05, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitain

i dont have a wife

I don't want a wife. But my Girlfriend wants a husband

Kapitan · 12-11-05, 04:55 PM

well best to stay single for me untill i about 30 any way get my career sorted first just as long as she dont come home and say im pregnant im all right

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12-11-05, 01:49 PM	#18
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	erm she is 15 im 17 erm kinda long way to go considering her dad wouldnt let me marry her unless he was dead __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

12-11-05, 04:38 PM	#20
retired1212 Officer Join Date: May 2005 Location: North Pole, World Posts: 240 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Once a scientist decided to understand what a woman really is. After years of research and the hardwork, that fella finally understood the women. Guess what? He laughed, laughed and laughed and...died __________________ Sub has been gifted to enemy in exchange of asylum and money

12-11-05, 04:55 PM	#22
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	well best to stay single for me untill i about 30 any way get my career sorted first just as long as she dont come home and say im pregnant im all right __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/