why did the woman cross the road
 

thats not the point why isnt she in the kitchen :lol:

How would you like your computer unplugged in mid-game, leading to a permanent hard drive sector error? :hmm:

Better yet, why don't you cross the road while your wife is just driving in?

Accident my eye! :smug:

Re: why did the woman cross the road
 

Really, why arnt you in the kitchen :down:

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Re: why did the woman cross the road
 

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Better watch out for Avon Lady lol. :yep:

Well at least in my case my wife crossed the road to go shopping because she had finished with the kitchen, the home, her job and our child's care long ago...and that all before I was able to even finish a small part of my job. Modern women are way efficient, seems to me :hmm:

if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated

Only three options of pain? Mine can come up with at least twenty! :o :huh:

lol giver her time shes young yet :P

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ahh now you see you'd have to get it right and make sure she was chained to the sink first :up:

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not a bad idea :hmm:

When my wife returned from shopping I showed her this post, and guess what? She did agree with Kapitain's wife...but in a slightly different order:

1) Kicked in the groin
2) Castrated
3) Guess what she would use the frying pan for, to serve me as dinner, given previous point 2) :o

In Poland we have a saying :D
"Kobiety do garów" in english it means something like,
"All women to the stoves" :D