Things that make me mad! - Page 2

Armistead · 10-02-14, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

You had me at "My wife...." say no more.

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I married an "enabler."

My wife will:

Create a problem.
Complain about the problem SHE created.
Enable the problem she created.
When called out on problem, will not only not take responsibility for problem, will blame everybody else.

My wife does the same thing....blames me or my dog.

Eichhörnchen · 10-02-14, 03:13 PM

Well then he must've married my mother too, which makes them both bigamists.

vienna · 10-02-14, 03:15 PM

Well, that's bigathem...

<O>

Eichhörnchen · 10-02-14, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vienna

Wait, what?...nikimcbee married your mother?...

<O>

Well he must've married my mother too, which makes them both bigamists...

Eichhörnchen · 10-02-14, 03:17 PM

Oooops! I'm tripping all over people's posts here...

Wolferz · 10-02-14, 06:39 PM

You dry that up!

I would think that by now you'd recognize your wife's feminine wiles before you got snookered.

Mine bought this Brittany pup, even though I had suggested a long, long vacation from caring for a dog. She's been whining about it ever since after the pup has hauled her out of bed at 06:00 every morning.
I awoke rather sick this morning and I quickly grew tired of listening to the constant drone. I told her; "Just stop it! You asked for it, now live with it and quit complaining!" Her late husband was always dumb enough to deny her a new dog and she'd spite him and get one anyway. I guess she misconstrued my suggestion as an order of denial. I knew the whole deal that would come from raising another dog up from a pup and she conveniently chose to ignore it until the work involved started wearing her down. Sorry my love. I'm not picking up your slack on this one.

Women! Can't live with them and can't kill them.

donna52522 · 10-02-14, 06:56 PM

I am going to share some inside information with you guys...I hope you appreciate it.

Armistead · 10-02-14, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

You dry that up!

I would think that by now you'd recognize your wife's feminine wiles before you got snookered.

Mine bought this Brittany pup, even though I had suggested a long, long vacation from caring for a dog. She's been whining about it ever since after the pup has hauled her out of bed at 06:00 every morning.
I awoke rather sick this morning and I quickly grew tired of listening to the constant drone. I told her; "Just stop it! You asked for it, now live with it and quit complaining!" Her late husband was always dumb enough to deny her a new dog and she'd spite him and get one anyway. I guess she misconstrued my suggestion as an order of denial. I knew the whole deal that would come from raising another dog up from a pup and she conveniently chose to ignore it until the work involved started wearing her down. Sorry my love. I'm not picking up your slack on this one.

Women! Can't live with them and can't kill them.

Well, I learned to live with the little dogs, but this is a big standard poodle. I've already noticed the back of her new car the armrest are deeply scratched...along with the hardwood floors in the house I refinished 6 months ago....

It's funny how the intentions of lies grow....First, it wasn't hers, it was her daughters and it stayed there, but then I find out it is hers. When daughter moved, it came here....It was supposed to go, but she tricked me by agreeing to ....do whatever I wanted, which didn't last more than a week.....

Now it's had diarrhea all day, my fault as well. Thankfully, it's at the kennel tonight.....

To add insult to injury, at this moment I have color in my hair at her request....

Aktungbby · 10-02-14, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

She tricked me with some good sex to keep it. ......

You've had 'bad' enough to know the difference!!

with apology to Rodney Dangerfield.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I would think that by now you'd recognize your wife's feminine wiles before you got snookered.

Can't live with them and can't kill them.

It's been a wile since he's recognized much

Statistically the wives outlast us; collect the life insurance and then snooker away the $$$ on 'boy toys'. My bride, the fair Echidna, might delay on the house, water or car payment but the $800K life policy on me... paid up w/o fail BBY!

"WolfiBBy"? "what AkiBBY"? " Ain't love grand!

@ Eichhornchen: my big lopper's been knackered for decades.

nikimcbee · 10-02-14, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by vienna

Wait, what?...nikimcbee married your mother?...

<O>

Zoinks!

nikimcbee · 10-02-14, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Well he must've married my mother too, which makes them both bigamists...

Double zoinks!

Wait, are they hot?

What I ordered.

***Mr. Hefner not included. Wives may appear different than packaging.

What I received.

Armistead · 10-02-14, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

You've had 'bad' enough to know the difference!!

with apology to Rodney Dangerfield.

It's been a wile since he's recognized much

Statistically the wives outlast us; collect the life insurance and then snooker away the $$$ on 'boy toys'. My bride, the fair Echidna, might delay on the house, water or car payment but the $800K life policy on me... paid up w/o fail BBY!

"WolfiBBy"? "what AkiBBY"? " Ain't love grand!

@ Eichhornchen: my big lopper's been knackered for decades.

Think that''s the goal, get us married, then turn into blood sucking vampires until they kill us, take our lives work and find em a boy toy... I think I'm gonna forget to pay the premiums on my life insurance....

Aktungbby · 10-02-14, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Double zoinks!

Wait, are they hot?

What I ordered.

***Mr. Hefner not included. Wives may appear different than packaging.

What I received.

This one's Hotter!

(latest commercial- A Brit to boot!

) where's the defibrillator!

Red October1984 · 10-02-14, 10:06 PM

I'm about pissed at the (obviously) woman who was driving behind me tonight. She had her high beams on the entire time. A car would come the opposite direction, she'd turn them off and then she'd turn them back on when they passed.

I eventually pulled over and let her pass. Some lady in a Red Jeep SUV.

Grrrgh.

Eichhörnchen · 10-03-14, 02:53 AM

Maybe if enough people visiting the forum read this it might just make a difference: dumb people driving in the FOG with just their parking-lights on! You need other motorists to be able to SEE YOU!

Are these perhaps the same drivers who display their foglights on bright clear days? Also annoying.

10-02-14, 03:15 PM	#18
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Well, that's bigathem... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

10-02-14, 06:39 PM	#21
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	@ Armistead... You dry that up! I would think that by now you'd recognize your wife's feminine wiles before you got snookered. Mine bought this Brittany pup, even though I had suggested a long, long vacation from caring for a dog. She's been whining about it ever since after the pup has hauled her out of bed at 06:00 every morning. I awoke rather sick this morning and I quickly grew tired of listening to the constant drone. I told her; "Just stop it! You asked for it, now live with it and quit complaining!" Her late husband was always dumb enough to deny her a new dog and she'd spite him and get one anyway. I guess she misconstrued my suggestion as an order of denial. I knew the whole deal that would come from raising another dog up from a pup and she conveniently chose to ignore it until the work involved started wearing her down. Sorry my love. I'm not picking up your slack on this one. Women! Can't live with them and can't kill them. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

10-02-14, 06:56 PM	#22
donna52522 Lady Mariner Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 544 Downloads: 225 Uploads: 0	I am going to share some inside information with you guys...I hope you appreciate it. __________________

10-02-14, 10:06 PM	#29
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	I'm about pissed at the (obviously) woman who was driving behind me tonight. She had her high beams on the entire time. A car would come the opposite direction, she'd turn them off and then she'd turn them back on when they passed. I eventually pulled over and let her pass. Some lady in a Red Jeep SUV. Grrrgh. __________________

10-03-14, 02:53 AM	#30
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,388 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Sidelights in the FOG! Maybe if enough people visiting the forum read this it might just make a difference: dumb people driving in the FOG with just their parking-lights on! You need other motorists to be able to SEE YOU! Are these perhaps the same drivers who display their foglights on bright clear days? Also annoying.

10-02-14, 03:13 PM	#17
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,388 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Well then he must've married my mother too, which makes them both bigamists.

10-02-14, 03:17 PM	#20
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,388 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Oooops! I'm tripping all over people's posts here...