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Old 08-22-13, 07:01 AM   #16
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Again, I will offer my tinfoil hats to Subsim members at a discounted rate.
It's really in the design, so don't think you can do it yourself. I also offer semi comfortable testes foil wrap and condoms.




And for ugly members like Wolferz, I offer full face wrapping.

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Old 08-22-13, 07:04 AM   #17
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It is definitely worth it.
I love it.
Stealth palm trees.
Its even better if you see what else she has to offer.

Russian troops secretly invading with Obama to take the gunz for the new world order.
And of course she is with those fruitloop "oathkeepers"
And as a bonus the inevitable .....CHEMTRAILS
Oh man, I have heard this silly bint before... I am going to need more cigarettes to get through this crap
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Old 08-22-13, 07:28 AM   #18
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I am going to need more cigarettes to get through this crap
I also sell tinfoil wrap for cigarettes, without it, those things could kill ya.
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Old 08-22-13, 07:30 AM   #19
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After watching that pile of garbage, the leathality of cigarettes does not seem like a bad thing.
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Old 08-22-13, 07:36 AM   #20
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Cellphone tower conspiracy? Interesting. By this women assertions the phone companies are constructing something similar to Love Canal. Apparently government approved. But wait, the general public needs their cellphones. How are they to play Candy Crush?

Cell Tower Radiation Has Also Been Linked To:
Headaches
Memory loss
Low sperm count
Cancer, birth defects
Heart conditions
Alzheimer’s.

Interestingly enough, these aliments have been linked to other causes. Smoking, drinking, poor diet, lack of exercise and dipping your testicles in hot water. So, as a person sits by a tower drinking alcohol, eating a burger and sitting in a lounge chair with his nuts in hot water we look to the tower as the cause for any forthcoming aliment? Perhaps it contributes? Not sure. Maybe exercise, proper diet, no alcohol and cool baths for the nuts will cancel out the affects of the tower.
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Old 08-22-13, 08:26 AM   #21
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A little over three hours old and 20 replies already.

Things must be quiet around here
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Old 08-22-13, 08:29 AM   #22
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I wonder if jim ever got a new helmet?

Reason for request of new helmet, some dudes meat and two veg contaminated it.
Now that was worth reading
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Old 08-22-13, 08:32 AM   #23
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! Good, the planet is becoming very crowded!

Dig it. Our herd does need thinning.
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Old 08-22-13, 10:03 AM   #24
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It's global I tell ya, I was in Ramsey last month and there are two of these stealth palm trees on the hill by Alberts Tower, they were really sneaky stealth palm trees as they were disguised as Scots pines.
The presence of two of these near a small town on a small island shows how big this worldwide conspiracy is.
The proof of the reality of this conspiracy is perfectly displayed on that island as it has a small population and a disproportionate number of them are oldies, which shows that it is working.
Though I think the tax exiles on the island, who obviously must be part of the Bilderberg global elite which run these conspiracies, must have access to magic underwear to protect themselves from their dastardly plot, maybe with a built in cool bath secreted in the gusset.
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It's global I tell ya, I was in Ramsey last month and there are two of these stealth palm trees on the hill by Alberts Tower, they were really sneaky stealth palm trees as they were disguised as Scots pines.
The presence of two of these near a small town on a small island shows how big this worldwide conspiracy is.
The proof of the reality of this conspiracy is perfectly displayed on that island as it has a small population and a disproportionate number of them are oldies, which shows that it is working.
Though I think the tax exiles on the island, who obviously must be part of the Bilderberg global elite which run these conspiracies, must have access to magic underwear to protect themselves from their dastardly plot, maybe with a built in cool bath secreted in the gusset.
I'm just keeping my nuts out of hot water. That's all I know.
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Dig it. Our herd does need thinning.
There are people who are doing their part to thin the herd. And they're even improving it by getting rid of the least intelligent among us.

http://www.darwinawards.com/


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OMG!!!!
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OMG!!!!
THEM!
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Old 08-22-13, 11:49 AM   #30
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Again, I will offer my tinfoil hats to Subsim members at a discounted rate.
It's really in the design, so don't think you can do it yourself. I also offer semi comfortable testes foil wrap and condoms.




And for ugly members like Wolferz, I offer full face wrapping.

That's very considerate of you.
How's it look?

Needs a mouth hole though. Hard to eat and drink.
Got any foil underwear? I definitely want to protect the jewels from the microwaves so I can continue with my whack job. YES! YES! ahhhhh.
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