United States government silent weapon of population control (cull)

STEED · 08-22-13, 06:55 AM

I wonder if jim ever got a new helmet?

Reason for request of new helmet, some dudes meat and two veg contaminated it.

Armistead · 08-22-13, 07:01 AM

Again, I will offer my tinfoil hats to Subsim members at a discounted rate.
It's really in the design, so don't think you can do it yourself. I also offer semi comfortable testes foil wrap and condoms.

And for ugly members like Wolferz, I offer full face wrapping.

Wolferz · 08-22-13, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Again, I will offer my tinfoil hats to Subsim members at a discounted rate.
It's really in the design, so don't think you can do it yourself. I also offer semi comfortable testes foil wrap and condoms.

And for ugly members like Wolferz, I offer full face wrapping.

That's very considerate of you.

How's it look?

Needs a mouth hole though. Hard to eat and drink.
Got any foil underwear? I definitely want to protect the jewels from the microwaves so I can continue with my whack job.

YES! YES! ahhhhh.

Jimbuna · 08-22-13, 03:50 PM

I find it helps sometimes if one learns a new skill...

Wolferz · 08-22-13, 04:10 PM

Some people can't see the cell tower forest for the trees.

Jimbuna · 08-22-13, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

I wonder if jim ever got a new helmet?

Reason for request of new helmet, some dudes meat and two veg contaminated it.

Now that was worth reading

08-22-13, 02:00 PM

I think its long overdue that the government used a secret weapon everyone can see in plain sight to eliminate jiffy lube employees, everyone knows they need to be eliminated for the good of us all.

she should stop smoking that weed and she wouldn't be so paranoid

WernherVonTrapp · 08-22-13, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Webster

I think its long overdue that the government used a secret weapon everyone can see in plain sight...

In plain sight? Where? I don't see anything:

Sailor Steve · 08-22-13, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by WernherVonTrapp

In plain sight? Where? I don't see anything:

Time to change your sig to "What is Spruce?"

WernherVonTrapp · 08-22-13, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Time to change your sig to "What is Spruce?"

Takeda Shingen · 08-22-13, 04:28 PM

Sadly enough, the OP's post is in fact not the most ridiculous thing that I have read on the forums in the past week. Possibly top 5, but not number one.

nikimcbee · 08-22-13, 05:05 PM

Needs more velociraptors.

08-22-13, 06:55 AM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I wonder if jim ever got a new helmet? Reason for request of new helmet, some dudes meat and two veg contaminated it. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-22-13, 07:01 AM	#2
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Again, I will offer my tinfoil hats to Subsim members at a discounted rate. It's really in the design, so don't think you can do it yourself. I also offer semi comfortable testes foil wrap and condoms. And for ugly members like Wolferz, I offer full face wrapping. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 08-22-13 at 07:26 AM.

08-22-13, 03:50 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I find it helps sometimes if one learns a new skill... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-22-13, 04:10 PM	#5
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	You know what they say? Some people can't see the cell tower forest for the trees. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

08-22-13, 05:05 PM	#12
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Needs more velociraptors. __________________

08-22-13, 02:00 PM	#7
Webster Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I think its long overdue that the government used a secret weapon everyone can see in plain sight to eliminate jiffy lube employees, everyone knows they need to be eliminated for the good of us all. she should stop smoking that weed and she wouldn't be so paranoid

08-22-13, 04:28 PM	#11
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Sadly enough, the OP's post is in fact not the most ridiculous thing that I have read on the forums in the past week. Possibly top 5, but not number one.