Scotland Yard could be sold as part of £500m savings plan

[Aces]

They'd sell your Grandmother if they thought they get a few quid.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Aces

They'd sell your Grandmother if they thought they get a few quid.

Neither of mine...they were both cremated years ago

[Aces]

Same here, but I don't think that that wouldn't stop 'em from trying mate.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Aces

Same here, but I don't think that that wouldn't stop 'em from trying mate.

Rgr that

[Fubar2Niner]

Don't fret chaps........... Word is the met is now going to operate from the Tardis. Lottsa room, nice blue light, the biggest bonus? When the rates get too high you just move on

Someone punch me if I mistakenly think the country is going down the tubes

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

Don't fret chaps........... Word is the met is now going to operate from the Tardis. Lottsa room, nice blue light, the biggest bonus? When the rates get too high you just move on

Someone punch me if I mistakenly think the country is going down the tubes

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

If that happens the arresting officer will soon be forced to ring a local B&B to see if they have any accomodation space prior to making an arrest

You miss the beauty of the plan, you lack the toryvision.
The recruiting of all these "not really police" in your country has the added benefit of them having only very very limited powers of arrest.
Since they cannot arrest most criminals there is no need for holding cells in the police stations.
Just think of the additional budget savings due to most of these "not really police" not even being allowed to be issued with handcuffs.
Its a win win from a cutting the budget standpoint.
Just think of it, they could even convert these prime real estate holdings into real B&Bs which would be a boost to tourism revenue as visitors would have a relatively secure location to stay in.