Forgive me SUBSIM, for i have sinned. - Page 2

Jimbuna · 06-15-11, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

I have plenty of regrets but stuffed if I'm gonna publicize them!

Bloody right!!....Mrs Buna occasionally enters the workstation area unnoticed

Herr-Berbunch · 06-15-11, 05:43 AM

My confessions of prostitutes, ladyboys, and general nakedness (not all at the same time) are already documented in a previous confessions thread. Any further confessions of mine simply don't compare!

Feuer Frei! · 06-15-11, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

My confessions of prostitutes, ladyboys, and general nakedness (not all at the same time) are already documented in a previous confessions thread. Any further confessions of mine simply don't compare!

Now that's what this Confession booth (thread) needs!
More sordid sins

Reece · 06-15-11, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Now that's what this Confession booth (thread) needs!
More sordid sins

If Jim or I confessed Neal would have the thread locked and we would be keelhauled!!

Jimbuna · 06-15-11, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

If Jim or I confessed Neal would have the thread locked and we would be keelhauled!!

I never kiss and tell

Herr-Berbunch · 06-15-11, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

If Jim or I confessed Neal would have the thread locked and we would be keelhauled!!

Start your own website, subsin.com

Jimbuna · 06-15-11, 06:51 AM

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven Lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your Face

Reece · 06-15-11, 06:57 AM

Jimbuna · 06-15-11, 07:04 AM

I was going to change the young woman to a young man named Reece or Jim

Gerald · 06-15-11, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

I have plenty of regrets but stuffed if I'm gonna publicize them!

An impossible act to happen, given your past sins

Oberon · 06-15-11, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MothBalls

In BF1942 I once played in the sub on the midway map, and liked it.

Well, you're not going to be alone in hell. I was quite good with the Jap sub on Midway. I preferred the Jap sub because you could take the scope down to the black mark and make it very hard to spot. Cruise over to where the carrier spawns, get it on the horizon far away from where the Destroyer spawns and open fire. If I had a pound for every time a plane tried to bomb me or strafe me though, not realising that it didn't hurt me!
Pity you never get kill counts for it.

Anyway, some music:

Feuer Frei! · 06-15-11, 07:29 AM

Jim and Reece, the Bad Boys of SUBSIM.

"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you"?

Jimbuna · 06-15-11, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Jim and Reece, the Bad Boys of SUBSIM.

"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you"?

Those first two films were great...we may need some very pale coloured face paint though

Gerald · 06-15-11, 08:10 AM

Yet another attempt to avoid the subject, that there are "bad boys"

Reece · 06-15-11, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Yet another attempt to avoid the subject, that there are "bad boys"

... and when are you going to confess?

06-15-11, 05:43 AM	#17
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	My confessions of prostitutes, ladyboys, and general nakedness (not all at the same time) are already documented in a previous confessions thread. Any further confessions of mine simply don't compare! __________________

06-15-11, 06:51 AM	#22
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven Lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your Face __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-15-11, 06:57 AM	#23
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,693 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	__________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

06-15-11, 07:04 AM	#24
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I was going to change the young woman to a young man named Reece or Jim __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-15-11, 07:29 AM	#27
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Jim and Reece, the Bad Boys of SUBSIM. "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you"? __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

06-15-11, 08:10 AM	#29
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	Yet another attempt to avoid the subject, that there are "bad boys" __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie