Forgive me SUBSIM, for i have sinned.

Herr-Berbunch · 06-15-11, 05:43 AM

My confessions of prostitutes, ladyboys, and general nakedness (not all at the same time) are already documented in a previous confessions thread. Any further confessions of mine simply don't compare!

Feuer Frei! · 06-15-11, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

My confessions of prostitutes, ladyboys, and general nakedness (not all at the same time) are already documented in a previous confessions thread. Any further confessions of mine simply don't compare!

Now that's what this Confession booth (thread) needs!
More sordid sins

Reece · 06-15-11, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Now that's what this Confession booth (thread) needs!
More sordid sins

If Jim or I confessed Neal would have the thread locked and we would be keelhauled!!

Jimbuna · 06-15-11, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

If Jim or I confessed Neal would have the thread locked and we would be keelhauled!!

I never kiss and tell

nikimcbee · 06-15-11, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I never kiss and tell

Now that's not what Tarjak says

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Herr-Berbunch · 06-15-11, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

If Jim or I confessed Neal would have the thread locked and we would be keelhauled!!

Start your own website, subsin.com

Jimbuna · 06-15-11, 06:51 AM

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven Lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your Face

Reece · 06-15-11, 06:57 AM

Jimbuna · 06-15-11, 07:04 AM

I was going to change the young woman to a young man named Reece or Jim

06-15-11, 05:43 AM	#1
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	My confessions of prostitutes, ladyboys, and general nakedness (not all at the same time) are already documented in a previous confessions thread. Any further confessions of mine simply don't compare! __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven Lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your Face __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-15-11, 06:57 AM	#8
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,701 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	__________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

06-15-11, 07:04 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I was going to change the young woman to a young man named Reece or Jim __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!