President Oberon To Give State of the Union Address

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Oh thank goodness. I mean, I was going to show up. Probably late. And almost certainly drunk. But these signs will save a lot of time.

[Rockstar]

Certainly these are good ideas. I think somebody important should form an all inclusive revolutionary committee first. You know, hold some meetings, take a few polls first.

Wake me up when it starts.

[Sailor Steve]

Whatta you, some kinda troublemaker?

It's still snowing!

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Whatta you, some kinda troublemaker?

It's still snowing!

Your and Takeda's insistence on delaying the revolution until your winter is over completely disregards the fact that many of our most revolting members reside south of the equator, where the seasons are reversed; in April it is their summer that will be ending and their weather will be starting to get colder, not warmer.

I say to you, my friends, unless we can overcome the obvious hemispherism inherent in proceeding as though our own seasonal inconveniences are the only ones that count, our revolution is doomed to failure. Furthermore, my potholder hurts.

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Your and Takeda's insistence on delaying the revolution until your winter is over completely disregards the fact that many of our most revolting members reside south of the equator, where the seasons are reversed; in April it is their summer that will be ending and their weather will be starting to get colder, not warmer.

I say to you, my friends, unless we can overcome the obvious hemispherism inherent in proceeding as though our own seasonal inconveniences are the only ones that count, our revolution is doomed to failure. Furthermore, my potholder hurts.

Come on, I've been reading GT. There is no worthwhile human life outside of America.

[krashkart]

"Your Majesty! The peasants are revolting!"

"Of course they are. They bathe only once per year."

[Schroeder]

Either you guys and gals get in line now, or the mighty Oberon will stall a Spitfire on your heads!
Mark my words!

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by Schroeder

Either you guys and gals get in line now, or the mighty Oberon will stall a Spitfire on your heads!
Mark my words!

He's going to spit fire? Awesome; must see!

[Schroeder]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

He's going to spit fire? Awesome; must see!

He always does..... after impact.....

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I like waffles.

A lady after my own heart!


At Prez Oberon:
So when are you going to re-unite the North American colonies with the UK?

[Task Force]

Originally Posted by raptor1

do not believe the fascist lies, comrades! Potato salads and prawn cocktails, they are clear symbols of the corruption of the oberonist regime! For too long have the tyrants fed us propaganda of "upcoming struggles" and "fiscal situations", so that we may not complain while they secretly revel in their own decadence. But we shall tolerate these lies no longer! Rise up, people of subsim! Rise up against the oppression!

To victory!!! viva la revolution!

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by Oberon

As you can see, my fellow subsimmians, the way forward is not always potato salad, but sometimes prawn cocktail. We must, if we are to survive the upcoming struggles, be adaptive to the situation...I am not saying to you to abandon potato salad, I myself do partake in the eating of potato salad on occasion, however due to the fiscal situation we must be aware that variation is the key to success, so that we may boost the prawn cocktail industry whilst maintaining the high standards that we hold the potato salad industry in.

Right on!

Well played, sir.

[STEED]

President Oberon

You git Oberon!

How dare you leave the UK for a better job.

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by krashkart

Right on!

Well played, sir.

Oh sure, trying to get in good with Dear Leader.

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Oh sure, trying to get in good with Dear Leader.