Only in the USA. - Page 2

nikimcbee · 01-12-11, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

Silly,

In the U.S. it is boasted we have freedoms and 'rights' unlike any other country in the world. Yet for some odd reason as a country have more laws on the books than any other country in the world. Why is this one might ask? We've been trained well, if there is even a hint or a perception something is wrong. The people immediately demand the government of the people for the people fix it. We invite this into every aspect of our lives every time then get pissed off when elected officials do what is demanded of them! Go figure.

Just an observation nothing more.

See San fransicko.

Growler · 01-12-11, 10:48 AM

Funny; my wife's friend in Germany sends the kids Kinder Eggs all the time, and they get here to the People's Republic of Maryland just fine.

Penguin · 01-12-11, 11:03 AM

Shhhhh!
Don't ask, don't tell!

*hears a knocking on Growler's door*
"Open up, you're surrounded! We know you have the contraband at home!"

(We also send sometimes CARE-packages with Kinder eggs to our american family branch)

Rockstar · 01-12-11, 11:25 AM

Keep it up and the people will demand the government stop this! Why? Well if they can't stop Kinder eggs from entering just think whats getting through that we don't know of, oh the horror.

New political platforms and taxes will have to increase to support a new agency established to stop this blatant lawlessness before it gets out of control. Growler and Penguin you two just made the international most wanted list. Prepare to be brought to justice, this is an obvious sign you have know idea whats good for you. We the people have spoken, just don't mention the Kinder Eggs you sent me yesterday and I might be able to put in a good word for you to reduce your sentence.

Growler · 01-12-11, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

Growler and Penguin you two just made the international most wanted list.

FINALLY!!

Wolfehunter · 01-12-11, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JScones

Ya kidding? My 8, 5 and 3 year olds love Kinder Surprise. They seem to have no problems with them.

My six year old and my nephew to love them.. Never heard of them choking... Seriously... US is nuts.. Sorry if you don't like to hear it.. but its just nuts..

goldorak · 01-12-11, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

Silly,
In the U.S. it is boasted we have freedoms and 'rights' unlike any other country in the world. Yet for some odd reason as a country have more laws on the books than any other country in the world. Why is this one might ask? We've been trained well, if there is even a hint or a perception something is wrong. The people immediately demand the government of the people for the people fix it. We invite this into every aspect of our lives every time then get pissed off when elected officials do what is demanded of them! Go figure.
Just an observation nothing more.

I don't think you're so special in this regard. In Italy we have something like more than 50 000 laws (where France has someting like 5 000 laws). We have laws for everything, even laws that contradict one another. Can you believe it ?

We have so many damn laws, that in the end most of them are simply not enforced. Until the time you want to use them to shut your political opponent that is. But even then, we haven't had the guts to ban Kinder eggs.

Rockstar · 01-12-11, 04:41 PM

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But even then, we haven't had the guts to ban Kinder eggs.

You know, not too long ago it was said the U.S. was about ten years behind the euros in politics and government administration.

We have finally taken the lead!

And thats makes special and better than you

Ducimus · 01-12-11, 05:41 PM

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Bird learned U.S. authorities have banned the candy because they come with a plastic toy inside that could, if eaten, choke a small child.

Well, that explains it. Our society has this odd, cultural fetish with children. Anything that puts a dent in child safety, self esteem, or might somehow shatter their virgin ears is stringently frowned upon.

(NSFW language)

So no, i'm not surprised about Kinder Eggs. (frankly, i never heard of them before).

01-12-11, 06:06 PM

Since were on the subject of laws, time to bring this site up.

http://www.dumblaws.com

Favorite French Law:

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No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.

goldorak · 01-12-11, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rilder

Since were on the subject of laws, time to bring this site up.

http://www.dumblaws.com

Favorite French Law:

Oh man thats a great website.

Can you believe this californian law :

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You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

HunterICX · 01-12-11, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus

(NSFW language).

George Carlin, I miss that guy.....always spot on.

HunterICX

Ducimus · 01-12-11, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by goldorak

Oh man thats a great website.

Can you believe this californian law :

Better yet, try this Los Angeles law:

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It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

DarkFish · 01-12-11, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rilder

http://www.dumblaws.com

Hmm, I checked out that site and this is all I found out about the Netherlands:

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It is legal to smoke pot, buy it, or have less than 5 grams with you.

Prostitution is legal but the prostitutes must pay taxes like any other business.

First of all, the first citation is wrong, it's actually technically still illegal though it simply isn't enforced.
Second, what the heck, what's so dumb about these laws?

So I wouldn't say this is a really trustworthy source

01-12-11, 10:48 AM	#17
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Funny; my wife's friend in Germany sends the kids Kinder Eggs all the time, and they get here to the People's Republic of Maryland just fine. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

01-12-11, 11:25 AM	#19
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Keep it up and the people will demand the government stop this! Why? Well if they can't stop Kinder eggs from entering just think whats getting through that we don't know of, oh the horror. New political platforms and taxes will have to increase to support a new agency established to stop this blatant lawlessness before it gets out of control. Growler and Penguin you two just made the international most wanted list. Prepare to be brought to justice, this is an obvious sign you have know idea whats good for you. We the people have spoken, just don't mention the Kinder Eggs you sent me yesterday and I might be able to put in a good word for you to reduce your sentence. Last edited by Rockstar; 01-12-11 at 12:20 PM.

01-12-11, 11:03 AM	#18
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Shhhhh! Don't ask, don't tell! hears a knocking on Growler's door "Open up, you're surrounded! We know you have the contraband at home!" (We also send sometimes CARE-packages with Kinder eggs to our american family branch)