How to make a movie that pretentious arty farty types will love - Page 2

onelifecrisis · 12-04-10, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Sorry, that was a joke about whatever it was we were talking about.

What?

krashkart · 12-04-10, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

I'll take the still long shots over the cameraman with alzheimer's any day. I know let's make the camera so shakey no one can tell how bad the scene is! Add some eerie music and voila, any modern POS movie with zero plot for those with no attention span. Oh wait, that's all modern movies, duh.

Hrmm... movies that will make you vomit (but not just because they suck).

onelifecrisis · 12-04-10, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

(From Sullivan's Travels)

I liked the Pittsburgh punchline.

12-04-10, 02:27 PM

Redford, Moore, Gore have been involved in it for years. Ask them.

frau kaleun · 12-04-10, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by onelifecrisis

I liked the Pittsburgh punchline.

SB#1: It died in Pittsburgh.
SB#2: Like a dog!
Director: Aw, what do they know in Pittsburgh...
SB#2: They know what they like.
Director: If they knew what they liked, they wouldn't live in Pittsburgh!

12-04-10, 02:27 PM	#19
The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Redford, Moore, Gore have been involved in it for years. Ask them.