TSA agent caught wanking... - Page 2

Gargamel · 11-23-10, 05:09 PM

Ok, now I want this job.

Gargamel · 11-23-10, 05:13 PM

And another:

August · 11-23-10, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gargamel

Ok, now I want this job.

I'm pretty sure he's a her.

gimpy117 · 11-23-10, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Gargamel

And another:

4chan called...they want pedobear back

Platapus · 11-23-10, 08:31 PM

I wonder how long it will take for people to bitch about TSA hiring Homosexuals?

SteamWake · 11-23-10, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I wonder how long it will take for people to bitch about TSA hiring Homosexuals?

Dont ask...

krashkart · 11-24-10, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by August

I'm pretty sure he's a her.

Yep, that's a female ponytail. It makes sense that dudes search dudes, and females search females. Saves on liability suits and whatnot, I bet.

I'm not so sure about these new procedures, but frankly... there ain't much to look at. Most people will probably want to take the route of least resistance and go through the scanners... whereas the asswipes will pitch a fit and be taken aside for the extended pat-down. Agreed that the sacrificial morons (terrorists) will find a way around any measures put in place. They like doing that kind of thing, and they have someone (you and me) to practice on. **** 'em all to hell. But, until this idiotic war is over, this is the kind of crap we're going to have to go through to be relatively safe.

A friend of mine thinks we should all be issued matching jumpsuits before we fly. We put all of our clothing and personal belongings into a bin that is sorted over and scanned, and we receive them at our destination. Add that along with full body scans and chem sniffers and god knows what else and we have something much closer to a sci-fi movie than even I am comfortable with. The times, they are a-changin'. And in a way it really sucks because most of us just want to live. Leave it to a few dumb****s to spoil the party.

Apologies in advance for the strong language.

Edit: Meanwhile, AQ are laughing their asses off at the pandemonium they've set off. How much more of a frenzy can they get out of us before we figure it out?

nikimcbee · 11-24-10, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I wonder how long it will take for people to bitch about TSA hiring Homosexuals?

Why do you ask?

I found the San Fran TSA agent:

papa_smurf · 11-24-10, 07:19 AM

This is normally what you expect from our tabloid papers like The Mirror or Daily Mail.

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[insert Dowly joke here]

Eagerly waiting for that one

Schöneboom · 11-24-10, 09:52 AM

I'm glad the public is finally saying "Enough is enough!" to this government intrusion. The questions of radiation safety and TSA personnel getting off on groping us are almost beside the point. To the aircrews, it's absurd that they get subjected to the same scan-or-grope treatment while the ground crews don't. The system is only good for catching dumb terrorists, not smart ones.

It isn't even about true security, it's about control -- priming us for even more violations of privacy till our daily lives look like a combo of Orwell's 1984 and "Minority Report".

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washing...tsa16_ST_N.htm

This is no joke. Once you give bureaucrats this kind of power, they'll never have enough. They'll always say it's to protect us from the Evildoers. History shows that when the onset of tyranny is gradual, people often do not recognize it until it's too late.

http://blogs.forbes.com/andygreenber...t-roving-vans/

The question we should be asking is not whether strip-scanning is a good idea or not, but rather: at what point will you recognize tyranny, if not now? (And then what will you do?)

tater · 11-24-10, 10:49 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_airport_security_vips

Do as I say, not as I do.

Government VIPs get to bypass screening.

tater · 11-24-10, 11:06 AM

So effective, too:

Armistead · 11-24-10, 11:30 AM

I've got to fly for Christmas..Let's see

Pins in my elbow, back and neck, metal plate in my knee..

gonna be fun.

I had to go to court the other day and was actually pulled into a seperate room, didn't have to take my pants off, but they pulled the pants leg up to my knee.

TLAM Strike · 11-24-10, 11:33 AM

TSA Bumper Sticker idea from Strategy Page

McBeck · 11-24-10, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

TSA Bumper Sticker idea from Strategy Page

11-23-10, 05:09 PM	#16
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	Ok, now I want this job. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

11-23-10, 05:13 PM	#17
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	And another: __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I wonder how long it will take for people to bitch about TSA hiring Homosexuals? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-24-10, 09:52 AM	#25
Schöneboom Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 651 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	I'm glad the public is finally saying "Enough is enough!" to this government intrusion. The questions of radiation safety and TSA personnel getting off on groping us are almost beside the point. To the aircrews, it's absurd that they get subjected to the same scan-or-grope treatment while the ground crews don't. The system is only good for catching dumb terrorists, not smart ones. It isn't even about true security, it's about control -- priming us for even more violations of privacy till our daily lives look like a combo of Orwell's 1984 and "Minority Report". http://www.usatoday.com/news/washing...tsa16_ST_N.htm This is no joke. Once you give bureaucrats this kind of power, they'll never have enough. They'll always say it's to protect us from the Evildoers. History shows that when the onset of tyranny is gradual, people often do not recognize it until it's too late. http://blogs.forbes.com/andygreenber...t-roving-vans/ The question we should be asking is not whether strip-scanning is a good idea or not, but rather: at what point will you recognize tyranny, if not now? (And then what will you do?) __________________ Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher." Last edited by Schöneboom; 11-24-10 at 10:05 AM.

11-24-10, 11:33 AM	#29
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	TSA Bumper Sticker idea from Strategy Page __________________

11-24-10, 10:49 AM	#26
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_airport_security_vips Do as I say, not as I do. Government VIPs get to bypass screening.

11-24-10, 11:06 AM	#27
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	So effective, too:

11-24-10, 11:30 AM	#28
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I've got to fly for Christmas..Let's see Pins in my elbow, back and neck, metal plate in my knee.. gonna be fun. I had to go to court the other day and was actually pulled into a seperate room, didn't have to take my pants off, but they pulled the pants leg up to my knee.