Revengeful Revenge on Revenge (BALZ) - Page 2

Schroeder · 09-01-10, 06:27 AM

I wonder who would win in a contest to wreck Dönitz's nerves first. Balz or Bernard.

sunvalleyslim · 09-01-10, 12:02 PM

Great small stories Balz, Good to see you here. Been away for awhile myself but you always bring a smile to me......

Brag · 09-01-10, 02:34 PM

Welcome back, Slim!

Bosje · 09-01-10, 06:03 PM

this one chuckles me good

Brag · 09-06-10, 02:26 PM

"What to do, what to do?" Doenitz clutched his head.
"What is bothering you, Herr Admiral?" Captain Lorenz asked.
"It´s that hoochie woochie singing I keep hearing. That Balz will drive me nuts."
"hmmmm."
Doenitz threw his arms up. "Yesterday he presented me with one hundred size 43 baby booties. He apologized for being late with the delivery because he could not find pink ribbons for them.
"Size 43?"
Doenitz banged the desk with his fist. "That´s my size. Imagine what Churchill will think if he finds out I have a collection of baby booties."
"It would be worse if Hitler did."
doenitz shook his head. "And then Balz asked me to give him a IX boat."
Lorentz chuckled. There´s your solution. Give Balz the boat he wants and send him on a long patrol."
"Splendid idea, wonder why I didn´t think of that."
Two months without Balz should be enough time to compose your nerves, Herr Admiral."

The following day, Balz presented himself at the Chateau des Sardines to pick up the orders of his new command. He was surprised how quiet it was as the BDU staff walked around wearing woolen booties. This made sense for an arm that called itself The Silent Service.

Stay tuned for Balz's adventures aboard his brand new type IX

Gerald · 09-06-10, 03:14 PM

can finally get to prove he is worthy of a new boat,no wonder that the headquarters was quiet as mice, which perhaps can be explained in that there was disagreement to provide a new boat, then the results have been meager at times,good luck

HW3 · 09-06-10, 04:36 PM

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He was surprised how quiet it was as the BDU staff walked around wearing woolen booties. This made sense for an arm that called itself The Silent Service.

Jimbuna · 09-07-10, 07:53 AM

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The following day, Balz presented himself at the Chateau des Sardines to pick up the orders of his new command. He was surprised how quiet it was as the BDU staff walked around wearing woolen booties. This made sense for an arm that called itself The Silent Service.

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Choir to go into silent humming.

papa_smurf · 09-07-10, 10:07 AM

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Lorentz chuckled. There´s your solution. Give Balz the boat he wants and send him on a long patrol."
"Splendid idea, wonder why I didn´t think of that."
Two months without Balz should be enough time to compose your nerves, Herr Admiral."

Something tells me two months won't be long enough

frau kaleun · 09-07-10, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Something tells me two months won't be long enough

There's always Penang.

Jimbuna · 09-07-10, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

There's always Penang.

Or the English Channel

09-01-10, 06:27 AM	#16
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	I wonder who would win in a contest to wreck Dönitz's nerves first. Balz or Bernard. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

09-01-10, 12:02 PM	#17
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Great small stories Balz, Good to see you here. Been away for awhile myself but you always bring a smile to me...... __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

09-01-10, 02:34 PM	#18
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Welcome back, Slim! __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

09-01-10, 06:03 PM	#19
Bosje Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 732 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	this one chuckles me good __________________ And when an 800-ton Uboat has you by the tits... you listen!

09-06-10, 02:26 PM	#20
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	"What to do, what to do?" Doenitz clutched his head. "What is bothering you, Herr Admiral?" Captain Lorenz asked. "It´s that hoochie woochie singing I keep hearing. That Balz will drive me nuts." "hmmmm." Doenitz threw his arms up. "Yesterday he presented me with one hundred size 43 baby booties. He apologized for being late with the delivery because he could not find pink ribbons for them. "Size 43?" Doenitz banged the desk with his fist. "That´s my size. Imagine what Churchill will think if he finds out I have a collection of baby booties." "It would be worse if Hitler did." doenitz shook his head. "And then Balz asked me to give him a IX boat." Lorentz chuckled. There´s your solution. Give Balz the boat he wants and send him on a long patrol." "Splendid idea, wonder why I didn´t think of that." Two months without Balz should be enough time to compose your nerves, Herr Admiral." The following day, Balz presented himself at the Chateau des Sardines to pick up the orders of his new command. He was surprised how quiet it was as the BDU staff walked around wearing woolen booties. This made sense for an arm that called itself The Silent Service. Stay tuned for Balz's adventures aboard his brand new type IX __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

09-06-10, 03:14 PM	#21
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	I look forward with great interest that Balz, can finally get to prove he is worthy of a new boat,no wonder that the headquarters was quiet as mice, which perhaps can be explained in that there was disagreement to provide a new boat, then the results have been meager at times,good luck __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie