Herbert Grönemeyer. - Page 2

Cohaagen · 09-28-09, 10:31 AM

I love it when people discover the cultural significance of Herbert Gronemeyer

Soon you'll all be Heino fans. Oh yes, you will.

Thomen · 09-28-09, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Cohaagen

I love it when people discover the cultural significance of Herbert Gronemeyer

Soon you'll all be Heino fans. Oh yes, you will.

Heino...
*shudder*

Janus · 09-28-09, 11:53 AM

Roland Kaiser!

(did anyone say playback?

)

August · 09-28-09, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Thomen

Heino...
*shudder*

Albino guy? Walks around in his videos with a bunch of people, usually children, following?

My mother loves him.

mookiemookie · 09-28-09, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

I felt brave and checked him from Youtube... not feeling so brave anymore.

I dont think I can watch Das Boot anymore.

I did the same....all I could think was "Leutnant Werner, noooooooooo!"

SteamWake · 09-28-09, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

He mutters and balks.

So hes the German version of Stevie Nicks

Schroeder · 09-28-09, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by August

Albino guy? Walks around in his videos with a bunch of people, usually children, following?

My mother loves him.

Not sure about the children but he is an albino.

Shearwater · 09-28-09, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Not sure about the children but he is an albino.

He wears his sunglasses because of Morbus Basedow, which causes bulging / protruding eyes

Cohaagen · 09-28-09, 01:14 PM

Silence! I won't hear another word against Heino. I know, I brought him up - to my eternal detriment. It is a breach of security I will never live down. I am the latter-day John Walker, as played by the noted Shakespearian actor Powers Booth in that TV film.

The Soviet Union/WARPAC had their Perimetr/Dead Hand doomsday device.

NATO had Heino.

It is well known to strategic theorists that, in the event of a breach of the western plains by conventional forces, Heino would simply have sat down in the middle of the Fulda Gap on a canvas folding chair in a tight suit and sang his popular rendition of "Muss I Denn" which, without respect to the charlatan Elvis Presley, is surely the definitive rendition. Backed up by a division of enthusiastic schoolchildren and at least two-dozen pairs of refractive goggles (custom-made by Zeiss) to shield the Commies from his pop-eyed gaze, the armoured Red hordes would have simply popped their turrets in awe...the deflagration providing an amusing counterpoint to the voice of a liberating angel (providing they could be heard above the Mellotron and Hammond B3 synthesiser).

That was theoretically only the first phase, of course. Next, tactical German forces under the "dual-key" arrangement would have deployed David Hasselhoff, but he was outlawed under SALT II.

Dowly · 09-28-09, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cohaagen

...sang his popular rendition of "Muss I Denn"...

Ow god no! That's 2 reasons why I cant watch Das Boot ever again in the same darn thread!

Schroeder · 09-28-09, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Ow god no! That's 2 reasons why I cant watch Das Boot ever again in the same darn thread!

Heino didn't act in Das Boot now, did he?

Dowly · 09-28-09, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Heino didn't act in Das Boot now, did he?

No but I really didnt need to hear his version of 'Muss I Denn'.

09-28-09, 10:31 AM	#16
Cohaagen Frogman Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: UK Posts: 296 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	I love it when people discover the cultural significance of Herbert Gronemeyer Soon you'll all be Heino fans. Oh yes, you will.

09-28-09, 11:53 AM	#18
Janus XO Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 434 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Roland Kaiser! (did anyone say playback? )

09-28-09, 01:14 PM	#24
Cohaagen Frogman Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: UK Posts: 296 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Silence! I won't hear another word against Heino. I know, I brought him up - to my eternal detriment. It is a breach of security I will never live down. I am the latter-day John Walker, as played by the noted Shakespearian actor Powers Booth in that TV film. The Soviet Union/WARPAC had their Perimetr/Dead Hand doomsday device. NATO had Heino. It is well known to strategic theorists that, in the event of a breach of the western plains by conventional forces, Heino would simply have sat down in the middle of the Fulda Gap on a canvas folding chair in a tight suit and sang his popular rendition of "Muss I Denn" which, without respect to the charlatan Elvis Presley, is surely the definitive rendition. Backed up by a division of enthusiastic schoolchildren and at least two-dozen pairs of refractive goggles (custom-made by Zeiss) to shield the Commies from his pop-eyed gaze, the armoured Red hordes would have simply popped their turrets in awe...the deflagration providing an amusing counterpoint to the voice of a liberating angel (providing they could be heard above the Mellotron and Hammond B3 synthesiser). That was theoretically only the first phase, of course. Next, tactical German forces under the "dual-key" arrangement would have deployed David Hasselhoff, but he was outlawed under SALT II.