A hillbilly joke. - Page 2

Sailor Steve · 06-12-08, 08:26 PM

DANG! How'd y'all do that so quick, Farwall? You gets all muh money!

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Originally Posted by Tango589

I'm probably missing something really obvious, but I don't get either of those reading tests....

ABCD puppies
(Hey, Bee, see the puppies?)

LMNO puppies
(Hell, them ain't no puppies!)

OSAR
(Oh yes they are!)

CMP?
(See 'em pee?)

Yahoshua · 06-13-08, 02:25 AM

A Southern virgin is a girl who can outrun all 5 of her brothers......

Tango589 · 06-13-08, 10:31 AM

Ducimus and Sailor Steve, thanks for the explanation. I was missing the Deep Southern drawl and the 3"-wide gene pool!

d@rk51d3 · 06-13-08, 05:52 PM

I also remember one, not about puppies, but rather goldfish.

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CM MR GOLDFISH

MRNO GOLDFISH

MR GOLDFISH, CDBDI's

OR MR GOLDFISH

06-13-08, 02:25 AM	#17
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	A Southern virgin is a girl who can outrun all 5 of her brothers...... __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

06-13-08, 10:31 AM	#18
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Ducimus and Sailor Steve, thanks for the explanation. I was missing the Deep Southern drawl and the 3"-wide gene pool! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

06-13-08, 05:52 PM	#19
d@rk51d3 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 1,951 Downloads: 207 Uploads: 0	I also remember one, not about puppies, but rather goldfish. ............... CM MR GOLDFISH MRNO GOLDFISH MR GOLDFISH, CDBDI's OR MR GOLDFISH