Be Ready for the atomic bomb - Page 2

nikimcbee · 03-14-08, 07:59 AM

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Everybody knows that the only thing to do is put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.

Or have a beer.

SEX

So you wouldnt need longer than the time it takes the blast to reach you? :rotfl:

You would only have time for a quick one.

I dunno about that. Speak for your self:rotfl:

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Sailor Steve · 03-14-08, 11:04 AM

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Everybody knows that the only thing to do is put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.

Or have a beer.

SEX

So you wouldnt need longer than the time it takes the blast to reach you? :rotfl:

It's the thought that counts.

STEED · 03-14-08, 11:17 AM

I love those Protect and Survive films, put your cigarette out close all windows and in a few hours your hear the all clear, really?

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-14-08, 11:36 AM

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I love those Protect and Survive films, put your cigarette out close all windows and in a few hours your hear the all clear, really?

My favourite is "turn off the stove"

"This roast chicken is going to take hours!"
"*FWOOM*"
"Oh! Its done!"

Ducimus · 03-14-08, 12:29 PM

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Just in case you don't know what to do if the atomic bomb explodes. You may be playing SH3 or 4 and no grown ups are around to tell you what to do.

This PSA is brought to you by ol' mcbee, cause I care about you!

The main thing, if you see a flash, cover yourself in newspaper to protect yourself from burns.

Tango589 · 03-15-08, 10:01 AM

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I love those Protect and Survive films, put your cigarette out close all windows and in a few hours your hear the all clear, really?

My favourite is "turn off the stove"

"This roast chicken is going to take hours!"
"*FWOOM*"
"Oh! Its done!"

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Could it be an early form of public service microwave? Everybody puts their dinners in the street and in less than a second it blasted to perfection by the modern miracle of atomic power!

nikimcbee · 03-15-08, 12:48 PM

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Everybody knows that the only thing to do is put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.

Or have a beer.

SEX

what the.....

03-14-08, 11:17 AM	#18
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I love those Protect and Survive films, put your cigarette out close all windows and in a few hours your hear the all clear, really? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!