Your out of here, stinker

STEED · 12-04-07, 12:41 PM

I suggest they all wear gas masks if it's that strong.

Pensioner with 'disgusting flatulence' banned from breaking wind in social club

joea · 12-04-07, 01:17 PM

Wow.

Do they think their farts smell better? At the age, you gotta expect digestive problems. I'd probalby hold my nose too...but I wouldn't blame the uy. Just carry a box of matches.

Errr......no.

BOOM!!

August · 12-04-07, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joea

Wow.

Do they think their farts smell better? At the age, you gotta expect digestive problems. I'd probalby hold my nose too...but I wouldn't blame the uy. Just carry a box of matches.

Errr......no.

BOOM!!

Certainly not on an airliner like that poor woman found out awhile back...

Jimbuna · 12-04-07, 05:22 PM

This is easily resolved.....issue every member with an aqualung on entry to the club

Malefactor · 12-05-07, 10:36 AM

Perhaps this chap,and others with the same problem,might consider the latest in
Flatulence Control Technology

STEED · 12-05-07, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malefactor

Perhaps this chap,and others with the same problem,might consider the latest in
Flatulence Control Technology

What? A cork up the bottom.

12-04-07, 12:41 PM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Your out of here, stinker I suggest they all wear gas masks if it's that strong. Pensioner with 'disgusting flatulence' banned from breaking wind in social club __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	This is easily resolved.....issue every member with an aqualung on entry to the club __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Malefactor Loader Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: London, Canada Posts: 88 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Perhaps this chap,and others with the same problem,might consider the latest in Flatulence Control Technology Last edited by Malefactor; 12-05-07 at 12:23 PM.

12-04-07, 01:17 PM	#2
joea Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: At periscope depth in Lake Geneva Posts: 3,512 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Wow. Do they think their farts smell better? At the age, you gotta expect digestive problems. I'd probalby hold my nose too...but I wouldn't blame the uy. Just carry a box of matches. Errr......no. BOOM!!