Your out of here, stinker
 

I suggest they all wear gas masks if it's that strong.

Pensioner with 'disgusting flatulence' banned from breaking wind in social club

Wow. :nope: Do they think their farts smell better? At the age, you gotta expect digestive problems. I'd probalby hold my nose too...but I wouldn't blame the uy. Just carry a box of matches.

Errr......no. :doh:

BOOM!!

Certainly not on an airliner like that poor woman found out awhile back...

This is easily resolved.....issue every member with an aqualung on entry to the club :lol:



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Perhaps this chap,and others with the same problem,might consider the latest in
Flatulence Control Technology :up:

What? A cork up the bottom.

This is the 21st century,Steed.Nobody uses corks for that anymore.

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Exhaust pipe?

I guess nobody noticed the link in my initial post in this thread,so I've edited it to make it more noticeable.
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I have a cheaper idea, a can of air freshener will do the job. :smug:

I hope there's nobody lighting a fag outside the club as he's exiting :lol:


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True.

For anyone considering airtravel ,however,I sincerely doubt you they'd let you anywhere near to getting onboard the aircraft with a can of air freshener in your luggage. :nope:

I'm not sure which would be more embarrassing.Explaining why you need to be board the plane with that can of air freshener,or having a plane full of people know that YOU are the source of the,errr malodorous emanations. :hmm: