One torpedo, one BB --Balz does it again. - Page 2

CapZap1970 · 08-10-07, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Slurp, slurp, slurp.
Thank you, Capt Zap. I'm afraid that due to Tommy interference I didn't have time to finish Meet me in Balzimore You Hoochie Woochie. I was also upset by some depth charging. So I didn't finish Du Alein bist meine Hoochie Woochie.

Ach, the stress of war is so upsetting to human perfection. It is very upsetting to think that I am here, the only one as good as me.

:rotfl:
The title of your song sounds promissing for the lirycs, but you have to take your time.
Let me tell you once again how deeply touched I am by your modesty.

:rotfl:
CapZap

Brag · 08-11-07, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CapZap1970

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Slurp, slurp, slurp.
Thank you, Capt Zap. I'm afraid that due to Tommy interference I didn't have time to finish Meet me in Balzimore You Hoochie Woochie. I was also upset by some depth charging. So I didn't finish Du Alein bist meine Hoochie Woochie.

Ach, the stress of war is so upsetting to human perfection. It is very upsetting to think that I am here, the only one as good as me.

:rotfl:
The title of your song sounds promissing for the lirycs, but you have to take your time.
Let me tell you once again how deeply touched I am by your modesty.

:rotfl:
CapZap

Being touched by my modesty is very good as it is the touch of my greatness

S Rafty · 08-11-07, 09:32 PM

*whistles blue on blue song*

Good kills Herr Kerleun!

Im afraid I dont have the patience to take out BBs in Scapa etc.

One shot for a BB eh? I had to fire Two tops at a tiny British sub at that sub base. Was no fun....

sunvalleyslim · 08-12-07, 08:00 PM

Herr Kapt Balz,
Having sunk a British Battleship on your last patrol, we here at the bar decided to make a toast. As we sit here awaiting the refit of our boats and jealously hear of your exploits, we made our toast.
"Here's to our illustrious Kapt "BB" Balz for a fine patrol........Congrats

Brag · 08-12-07, 08:04 PM

Hmmm, BB-Balz has a certain ring to it, doesn't it? Cheers mates!

UnterseeBoogeyMan · 08-13-07, 04:57 PM

"Time to add another purchase line to our Lend-Lease order, lads"

"Confound it, Turing, when are you going to break that bloody code?? We've already given you 2 weather ships and all their books! How many more bloody cribs do you need???"

Brag · 08-13-07, 05:45 PM

08 July 1940
AM2934
U-53
Johan Sebastian Balz commanding.

Back in the Atlantic, was interrupted while writing a letter to Mom. Convoy heading our way! Of course, Balz got in the middle. Chose 2 tankers. But . . .
Something strange, a fleeting shadow. The great Balz instincts worked overtime. Don't fire!

The tanker moves on revealing the shadow of a Revenge. Two balzograms for Revenge and 10 seconds later, a torp for the tanker.

The tanker blows up, both torps hit revenge. It sinks while its angry escorts put on a son et lumiere show not too far from our location.

We're now Balzing freighters West of Cadiz. Looking forward to celebrations in liberated Lorient.

Give my warmest regards to the Fuhrer. I'm now working on my new song, a French one, Tu est ma Hoochie Woochie

BB-Balz

sunvalleyslim · 08-13-07, 07:13 PM

.............

mlp071 · 08-14-07, 02:26 AM

Hehe funny thing,just run into my first convoy in SH3/GWX career in sector BE56(5th patrol).

After we managed to sneak pass the escort(thanks Brag for guide on your site) i surfaced right in middle of it, and there it was HMS Nelson and following her, big, fat tanker, coming to straight in front of me

.I sent off all 4 torpedoes(3 in tanker, 1 in Nelson) and dived to 140m.

Got confirmation for 2 impacts and 1 ship sinking,(found out later it was tanker).I assumed that i missed Nelson.

After almost 2 hours of playing "seek and hide" with what i believed was 2 escorts, we surfaced 9 km away, undamaged.On my shock ,behind me was Nelson, 8 km away and not moving.

It looks like she was one of my chasers, but got ripped her belly open by one of my torpedoes earlier and after flooded came to full spot, sinking slowly.

It took her awhile to sink after that.

Needless to say , now i am hooked to this game.

Brag · 08-14-07, 04:44 AM

Congratulations, Kaleun MLP!
Very pleased to hear when the webbie info works for others. Now, we expect great things from you

. Have a cigar and the drinks are on me. I have 90K on this patrol and will be heading for Lorient in a couple of days.

Viel gluck und gute jagd!

mlp071 · 08-14-07, 09:46 AM

Danke, herr Brag,

70k here ,followed convoy till i runout of torpedoes.Now i am heading to Cadiz to resuply(it's still feb 1940) since i am low on fuel and everything.Our doctor was bored with no work to do and he drink all of our schnapps ,so that's missing to

Aaah, happy times ....

Brag · 08-14-07, 02:01 PM

I'm outside Cadiz right now. Excellent hunting between Gibraltar and Cape Sao Vicente. Beware of air patrols after March 1940 (Ansons).

08-11-07, 09:32 PM	#18
S Rafty Machinist's Mate Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 121 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	whistles blue on blue song Good kills Herr Kerleun! Im afraid I dont have the patience to take out BBs in Scapa etc. One shot for a BB eh? I had to fire Two tops at a tiny British sub at that sub base. Was no fun.... __________________ 169th Recce Troop "Only In Death Does Duty End"

08-12-07, 08:00 PM	#19
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Herr Kapt Balz, Having sunk a British Battleship on your last patrol, we here at the bar decided to make a toast. As we sit here awaiting the refit of our boats and jealously hear of your exploits, we made our toast. "Here's to our illustrious Kapt "BB" Balz for a fine patrol........Congrats __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

08-12-07, 08:04 PM	#20
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Hmmm, BB-Balz has a certain ring to it, doesn't it? Cheers mates! __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-13-07, 05:45 PM	#22
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	08 July 1940 AM2934 U-53 Johan Sebastian Balz commanding. Back in the Atlantic, was interrupted while writing a letter to Mom. Convoy heading our way! Of course, Balz got in the middle. Chose 2 tankers. But . . . Something strange, a fleeting shadow. The great Balz instincts worked overtime. Don't fire! The tanker moves on revealing the shadow of a Revenge. Two balzograms for Revenge and 10 seconds later, a torp for the tanker. The tanker blows up, both torps hit revenge. It sinks while its angry escorts put on a son et lumiere show not too far from our location. We're now Balzing freighters West of Cadiz. Looking forward to celebrations in liberated Lorient. Give my warmest regards to the Fuhrer. I'm now working on my new song, a French one, Tu est ma Hoochie Woochie BB-Balz __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/ Last edited by Brag; 08-13-07 at 06:32 PM.

08-13-07, 07:13 PM	#23
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	............. __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

08-13-07, 04:57 PM	#21
UnterseeBoogeyMan Ensign Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Land of Cholla Cactus and Red Chile Posts: 224 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	"Time to add another purchase line to our Lend-Lease order, lads" "Confound it, Turing, when are you going to break that bloody code?? We've already given you 2 weather ships and all their books! How many more bloody cribs do you need???"

08-14-07, 02:26 AM	#24
mlp071 Watch Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 27 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Hehe funny thing,just run into my first convoy in SH3/GWX career in sector BE56(5th patrol). After we managed to sneak pass the escort(thanks Brag for guide on your site) i surfaced right in middle of it, and there it was HMS Nelson and following her, big, fat tanker, coming to straight in front of me.I sent off all 4 torpedoes(3 in tanker, 1 in Nelson) and dived to 140m. Got confirmation for 2 impacts and 1 ship sinking,(found out later it was tanker).I assumed that i missed Nelson. After almost 2 hours of playing "seek and hide" with what i believed was 2 escorts, we surfaced 9 km away, undamaged.On my shock ,behind me was Nelson, 8 km away and not moving. It looks like she was one of my chasers, but got ripped her belly open by one of my torpedoes earlier and after flooded came to full spot, sinking slowly. It took her awhile to sink after that. Needless to say , now i am hooked to this game.

08-14-07, 04:44 AM	#25
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Congratulations, Kaleun MLP! Very pleased to hear when the webbie info works for others. Now, we expect great things from you . Have a cigar and the drinks are on me. I have 90K on this patrol and will be heading for Lorient in a couple of days. Viel gluck und gute jagd! __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-14-07, 09:46 AM	#26
mlp071 Watch Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 27 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Danke, herr Brag, 70k here ,followed convoy till i runout of torpedoes.Now i am heading to Cadiz to resuply(it's still feb 1940) since i am low on fuel and everything.Our doctor was bored with no work to do and he drink all of our schnapps ,so that's missing to Aaah, happy times .... Last edited by mlp071; 08-14-07 at 09:57 AM.

08-14-07, 02:01 PM	#27
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	I'm outside Cadiz right now. Excellent hunting between Gibraltar and Cape Sao Vicente. Beware of air patrols after March 1940 (Ansons). __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/