Pleeze, don't tell Hitler! - Page 2

Steel_Tomb · 07-02-07, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeptinCranky

That sort of thread title begs the question

"Vhat vould you not vant to tell ze Fuhrer, and vould you like to discuss that over drinks at Gestapo headquarters?"

But hey, loose lips sink drinks.....

I'll have a vodka, thank you very much...

LOL :rotfl:thats great!

Subnuts · 07-02-07, 10:01 AM

If you don't mind, I'm going to tell Hermann Goering about your exploits. At the rate we've been sinking the Tommies, he'll have no need to devote any of his precious Lutwaffe to protecting us in the Bay of Biscay!

canimodo · 07-02-07, 10:15 PM

Bad News Brag

New Message Received ! (from berlin)

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 07-03-07, 01:12 AM

Herr Brag...
you are of the map by the fuhrer (you should be thankfull :rotfl: )
whiped out a large convoy. 8 escorts and 22 merchants (4 tankers)
total convoy tonnage: 104.546

Brag · 07-03-07, 06:41 AM

What are you using Space Cadet mod?

TarJak · 07-03-07, 06:47 AM

Nah he uses photoshop to put little red sunk ship markers on his empty map screen shot!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Bad boy Mohr!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

KeptinCranky · 07-03-07, 08:26 AM

Nah, he fires 105mm sub-tactical nuclear shells at short range, also makes his boat glow in the dark, which is the downside

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 07-03-07, 10:17 AM

what the ?

it IS REAL

just increase you ammount of deck gun shells

:hmm: think im gonna make a convoy sloughter movie

Thniper · 07-03-07, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr

what the ?

it IS REAL

just increase you ammount of deck gun shells

:hmm: think im gonna make a convoy sloughter movie

Just show those disbelievers your captains log and they will be satisfied.

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 07-03-07, 10:47 AM

they would say i photoshoped those to

the best option is a movie

TarJak · 07-03-07, 06:01 PM

hey settle! I was joking. We believe you.

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 07-03-07, 06:22 PM

i see

:rotfl:

now i can have a visit at the "Fuhrer Hauptquartier" fur caffe und torte (this changes everytime)
getting the knights cross in gold with oak leaves, swords, and diamonds

TarJak · 07-03-07, 10:36 PM

Just don't ask for schnapps. Der Fuhrer doesn't have a liquor cabinet!:rotfl::rotfl:

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 07-04-07, 03:55 AM

"mein Fuhrer. do you have by any chance some schnaps ? after such a victory i dont want any cafe" :hmm:

Brag · 07-04-07, 06:44 AM

"Ach du lieber. Schnapps? A healthy mind and a healthy body are part of the National Socialist ideal of a superior being that we the Arian race must pursue. Keine zigaretten und kein schnapps! I'm going to send you to a Kurort in the Alps, where you can breathe pure, fresh air and eat healthy vegetables."
Hitler smiled benindly. "Noch ein Kaffe, Herr Mohr?"

07-02-07, 10:15 PM	#18
canimodo A-ganger Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 73 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bad News Brag New Message Received ! (from berlin) __________________ U - Turd * We Stink, but We Dont Sink *

07-03-07, 01:12 AM	#19
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	Herr Brag... you are of the map by the fuhrer (you should be thankfull :rotfl: ) whiped out a large convoy. 8 escorts and 22 merchants (4 tankers) total convoy tonnage: 104.546 __________________ Gruß

07-03-07, 06:41 AM	#20
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	What are you using Space Cadet mod? __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

07-03-07, 10:17 AM	#23
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	what the ? it IS REAL just increase you ammount of deck gun shells :hmm: think im gonna make a convoy sloughter movie __________________ Gruß

07-03-07, 10:47 AM	#25
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	they would say i photoshoped those to the best option is a movie __________________ Gruß

07-02-07, 10:01 AM	#17
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	If you don't mind, I'm going to tell Hermann Goering about your exploits. At the rate we've been sinking the Tommies, he'll have no need to devote any of his precious Lutwaffe to protecting us in the Bay of Biscay!

07-03-07, 06:47 AM	#21
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Nah he uses photoshop to put little red sunk ship markers on his empty map screen shot!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Bad boy Mohr! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

07-03-07, 08:26 AM	#22
KeptinCranky Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,050 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Nah, he fires 105mm sub-tactical nuclear shells at short range, also makes his boat glow in the dark, which is the downside

07-03-07, 06:01 PM	#26
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	hey settle! I was joking. We believe you.

07-03-07, 06:22 PM	#27
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	i see :rotfl: now i can have a visit at the "Fuhrer Hauptquartier" fur caffe und torte (this changes everytime) getting the knights cross in gold with oak leaves, swords, and diamonds __________________ Gruß Last edited by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr; 07-03-07 at 08:49 PM.

07-03-07, 10:36 PM	#28
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Just don't ask for schnapps. Der Fuhrer doesn't have a liquor cabinet!:rotfl::rotfl:

07-04-07, 03:55 AM	#29
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	"mein Fuhrer. do you have by any chance some schnaps ? after such a victory i dont want any cafe" :hmm: __________________ Gruß

07-04-07, 06:44 AM	#30
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	"Ach du lieber. Schnapps? A healthy mind and a healthy body are part of the National Socialist ideal of a superior being that we the Arian race must pursue. Keine zigaretten und kein schnapps! I'm going to send you to a Kurort in the Alps, where you can breathe pure, fresh air and eat healthy vegetables." Hitler smiled benindly. "Noch ein Kaffe, Herr Mohr?" __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/