Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 191

TarJak · 09-09-08, 07:05 AM

Granted, but your get tired of holding onto yourself

I wish AK47's were freely available to all

Jimbuna · 09-09-08, 08:41 AM

Granted, but then I get arrested for murdering the bastid that bumped my new car whilst I was at work.

I wish murder for car bumpers wasn't a criminal offence in the UK.

Raptor1 · 09-09-08, 09:53 AM

Granted, it's a criminal offense in the new world-empire that rules the UK

I wish the LHC doom-sayers would die

Tango589 · 09-09-08, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Granted, it's a criminal offense in the new world-empire that rules the UK

I wish the LHC doom-sayers would die

Granted, they die when they are proved right and the LHC implodes the universe.

I wish I could press the big red START button to turn on the LHC.

Raptor1 · 09-09-08, 11:44 AM

Granted, but the Red Button is the one that turns on the air conditioner, not the accelerator

I wish I hadn't walked right into the last one

Mush Martin · 09-09-08, 12:42 PM

Granted due to an accident involving a particle accellerator a rubber band
and a liquid lunch, you are caught in a causality loop and run into headlong
repeatedly at the speed of light for as long as we can maintain power.

I wish I had a liquid lunch and a particle accelerator.:hmm:

Jimbuna · 09-09-08, 02:37 PM

Gtanted, but you end up wetting your pants.

I wish fried fish were still able to swim.

Raptor1 · 09-09-08, 02:41 PM

Granted, they can swim for as long as they want before hitting the bottom

I wish to rob a train full of non-diet/whatever Coca Cola bottles without getting cought

Stealth Hunter · 09-09-08, 02:44 PM

Granted, but since you misspelled "caught", the police show up and a deadly shoot-out ensues. The train is on a bridge that stands over a deep gorge. Out of ammunition and facing a life sentence, you jump off and are killed when your body falls about 350 feet below onto a jagged slab of rock.

Raptor1 · 09-09-08, 02:55 PM

Agh, I had a feeling something was wrong there

Ah, well, make a vish

Stealth Hunter · 09-09-08, 03:03 PM

I wish that "M*A*S*H" was still on the air.

09-09-08, 03:45 PM

Granted, but since the original cast members are either geriatric or deceased, the network replaces them with characters from The Simpson's in CGI. Marge Simpson is Hot Lips, Principal Skinner is Radar and senior bully Nelson Muntz is LCol Potter. The show is so bad that most veiwers commit suicide before the first commercial. For some reason you love it and are pleased to learn that they have ordered 150 episodes.

I wish network TV didn't suck quite so badly.

Mush Martin · 09-09-08, 05:00 PM

Granted network tv sucks just a little less in area of new south wales
for a second.

I wish that The learning Channel was still teaching me stuff
like connections or the operations instead of being ambulance
chaser biker tv.

Koondawg · 09-09-08, 05:29 PM

Granted but then seal clubbing wouldn't be a reality and we would be watching old ladies knit quilts for hours, whilst some guy paints water coors in the background.

I wish seals could have rifles for a day....

Koondawg · 09-09-08, 05:29 PM

Granted but then seal clubbing wouldn't be a reality and we would be watching old ladies knit quilts for hours, whilst some guy paints water colors in the background.

I wish seals could have rifles for a day....

09-09-08, 08:41 AM	#2852
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but then I get arrested for murdering the bastid that bumped my new car whilst I was at work. I wish murder for car bumpers wasn't a criminal offence in the UK. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-09-08, 09:53 AM	#2853
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, it's a criminal offense in the new world-empire that rules the UK I wish the LHC doom-sayers would die __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

09-09-08, 11:44 AM	#2855
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but the Red Button is the one that turns on the air conditioner, not the accelerator I wish I hadn't walked right into the last one __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

09-09-08, 12:42 PM	#2856
Mush Martin Eternal Patrol Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,398 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted due to an accident involving a particle accellerator a rubber band and a liquid lunch, you are caught in a causality loop and run into headlong repeatedly at the speed of light for as long as we can maintain power. I wish I had a liquid lunch and a particle accelerator.:hmm: __________________ RIP Mush Tutorial

09-09-08, 02:37 PM	#2857
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Gtanted, but you end up wetting your pants. I wish fried fish were still able to swim. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-09-08, 07:05 AM	#2851
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but your get tired of holding onto yourself I wish AK47's were freely available to all

09-09-08, 02:41 PM	#2858
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, they can swim for as long as they want before hitting the bottom I wish to rob a train full of non-diet/whatever Coca Cola bottles without getting cought __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

09-09-08, 02:44 PM	#2859
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but since you misspelled "caught", the police show up and a deadly shoot-out ensues. The train is on a bridge that stands over a deep gorge. Out of ammunition and facing a life sentence, you jump off and are killed when your body falls about 350 feet below onto a jagged slab of rock.

09-09-08, 02:55 PM	#2860
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Agh, I had a feeling something was wrong there Ah, well, make a vish __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

09-09-08, 03:03 PM	#2861
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I wish that "MAS*H" was still on the air.

09-09-08, 03:45 PM	#2862
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but since the original cast members are either geriatric or deceased, the network replaces them with characters from The Simpson's in CGI. Marge Simpson is Hot Lips, Principal Skinner is Radar and senior bully Nelson Muntz is LCol Potter. The show is so bad that most veiwers commit suicide before the first commercial. For some reason you love it and are pleased to learn that they have ordered 150 episodes. I wish network TV didn't suck quite so badly.

09-09-08, 05:00 PM	#2863
Mush Martin Eternal Patrol Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,398 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted network tv sucks just a little less in area of new south wales for a second. I wish that The learning Channel was still teaching me stuff like connections or the operations instead of being ambulance chaser biker tv. __________________ RIP Mush Tutorial

09-09-08, 05:29 PM	#2864
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted but then seal clubbing wouldn't be a reality and we would be watching old ladies knit quilts for hours, whilst some guy paints water coors in the background. I wish seals could have rifles for a day....

09-09-08, 05:29 PM	#2865
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted but then seal clubbing wouldn't be a reality and we would be watching old ladies knit quilts for hours, whilst some guy paints water colors in the background. I wish seals could have rifles for a day.... Last edited by Koondawg; 09-10-08 at 01:47 AM.